Wife shoots through husband's penis with harpoon after dinner row

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wife shot her husband through the penis with a fishing harpoon after he opted to drink with his pals instead of cooking her dinner.Chanita Kuedrum, 43, waited up for Boonchuey Mooseeton, 45, before “shooting him like a fish," meaning he needed 17 stitches.Boonchuey said his wife of 21 years “twisted the spear” after shooting through the base of his manhood.He was reportedly so drunk he did not go to hospital until the next day.Boonchuey, of Buriram, Thailand, said: “I will not return home for now until she cools down.”Chanita Kuedrum, 43, returned home from work in the fields as a sugarcane collector and was expecting rice on the table at the family home Buriram province, northeast Thailand, on Thursday night March 3.However, she was angry when she found that lay-about partner Boonchuey Mooseeton, 45, had gone out with pals drinking whiskey - forgetting to make the supper.It was then she decided to wait up on her AWOL husband, before the melee began.

She said: "Talking nicely to him is never the solution."The news follows that of a man who served as a sniper in the British Army for a decade telling his wife he was going birdwatching but instead flew out to Poland and crossed the border into Ukraine to help with the war effort.The unnamed man from the Wirral, served as a sniper in the British Army for a decade before retiring.He flew into Poland and crossed into Ukraine on foot from the village of Medyka along the border.The Brit, who wanted to remain anonymous, told the Sun: “She’s going to freak out when I tell her where I am.

I’ll ring her when I’m in Ukraine and explain.”He added: “The Ukrainian army is being overwhelmed. I think people should, if they can, come and support them in their hour of need.“This is.