50 Shades Of Grey online and I just thought "women aren't like this. We get lipstick on our teeth and we trip over on our heels and our hair gets frizzy." Wouldn't it be funny to write something making fun of that genre?
The books are about Anne, a woman in her thirties who decides her life is dull. She starts online dating and reading some erotica to spice up her love life.
She tries things that she's read and everything goes horribly wrong. It has rude bits but it's more of a comedy. It's a parody of erotica and their depictions of women.
Think about films like Fatal Attraction where they have sex in the kitchen over the sink full of washing up - why would you do that?
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