Joe Biden’s 22-car motorcade (flown in on Air Force One and a small invasion force of aircraft) is simply beyond parody.Both men then promptly appeared to doze off during the endless, woke opening ceremony of poetry and drivel.The event is so overcrowded that the 30,000 delegates were advised to stay in their hotel rooms and attend by Zoom.
Oh the sodding irony.There aren’t enough charging points to fire up the fleet of electric limos ferrying dignitaries around, so diesel generators have been brought in to do the job.Hot water is banned at the venues to “save the planet”.
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