BBC classic Porridge hit with 'offensive' warning as woke brigade strike again

People in the UK will only have been issued a waning over any first or second class stamps they might have lying around the house.

Manchester United fans have pinpointed Luke Shaw as the problem in the build-up to Southampton's equaliser.

Fred again.. and India Jordan have teamed up on a brand new track – check out ‘Admit It (U Don’t Want 2)’ below.The new track follows Fred again…’s two albums from 2021 – April debut ‘Actual Life (April 14 – December 17 2020)’ and November’s follow-up ‘Actual Life 2 (February 2 – October 15 2021)’ – while Jordan released new EP ‘Watch Out!’ last spring.“The track started as a couple of stems from some old loops I had that I sent to Fred, last year – then I eventually went over to his a couple of times in December and we made the track together, accompanied by some lovely walks down the River Thames and lots of cups o’ tea,” Jordan said of the process of creating the track.

Jon Hopkins has shared his first new music of 2022 – listen to ‘A Gathering Of The Tribe’ below.The track is described as a sonic companion piece to Hopkins’ meditative 2021 album, ‘Music For Psychedelic Therapy’, which came out in November.Speaking about the new piece, which was originally written intending to be a score to an animated short film featuring an excerpt from Charles Eisenstein’s book The More Beautiful World Our Hearts Know Is Possible, Hopkins said: “I haven’t done much scoring in the last few years, but occasionally something comes along that I fall in love with and feel like I just have to work on. My friend Aubrey Marcus showed me an early version of this stunning Aldous Massie animation he produced when I was in Austin last September.“The theme, the imagery and the colours all resonated so deeply.

Halsey has announced details of a second show at the famous Red Rocks Amphitheatre for this summer.The new show, set for July 7, comes the day after an existing show at the Colorado venue. Support will come from The Marías and Abby Roberts.The gigs come as part of Halsey’s Love And Power US tour in support of fourth album ‘If I Can’t Have Love, I Want Power’.

DaBaby following a brawl with his ex-girlfriend’s brother in a bowling alley.On Thursday night (February 10) DaBaby reportedly got in an argument with Brandon Bills and, it’s claimed, threw the first punch before a number of his associates got involved in the fight. Bills, brother to the mother of DaBaby’s daughter, DaniLeigh, refused medical treatment.According to TMZ, DaBaby was thought to have left before the police arrived, but law enforcement sources say they’re investigating him for assault with a deadly weapon because he’s thought to have kicked Bills in the head while he was already on the ground.Apparently DaBaby has also been banned from the bowling alley in Topanga, California.They never show the whole story .

Death on the Nile (★★☆☆☆) miscalculates from the start, marching into a mystery Christie herself showed no interest in exploring: the origins of Hercule Poirot’s trademark mustache.Director and star Kenneth Branagh, helming his second Christie adaptation following the 2017 hit Murder on the Orient Express, digs into a black-and-white, WWI-set prologue that firmly establishes Belgian sleuth Poirot as the film’s romantic hero.Christie’s sturdy plots and colorful characters certainly invite inventive reinterpretation, but it feels misguided making this or any Poirot story more about the man solving the mystery, than about the mystery that Poirot must solve.The sprightlier 1978 version of Death on the Nile, directed by John Guillermin and scripted by Sleuth playwright Anthony Shaffer, struck a more satisfying balance between the famous detective and the cast of suspects all harboring motives for murder.That whodunnit boasted a lineup of eccentric legends — Bette Davis, Angela Lansbury, Maggie Smith, David Niven, and, of course, Peter Ustinov as Poirot — inhabiting Dame Agatha’s larger-than-life characters while swooning about in Anthony Powell’s Oscar-winning ’30s-era costumes.The result was gloriously camp, as much as it was wickedly intriguing.

Update 11/2/2022:Caitlyn Jenner previously gave an update on how daughter Kylie is doing following the birth of her and Travis Scott's baby boy. Speaking on Good Morning Britain at the time, she said: 'They're great. Kylie's doing great, everybody's doing good.

has moved to bravely open up about an "embarrassing" chronic health problem. The reality TV star suffers from bronchiectasis, she has revealed in a new interview.

Comedy director Paul Byrne has passed away at the age of 45. Paul's agents confirmed the sad news in a statement, which read: "After a short illness we are extremely saddened to confirm Paul Byrne has passed away at 45." Paul worked on a number of shows and was called an "exceptional comedy director" by his agents.The director worked both on stage and screen and helped comics on ITV's Show Me The Funny and was said to be "intrinsic to the success of" Dara O Briain's Go 8 Bit. He also wrote for a number of shows on Radio 4.

The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are one of the most famous couples in the UK – and around the world – meaning they've gotten used to cameras following them everywhere they go. Prince William, 39, and Kate, 40, are rarely absent from the headlines, but there was once a point where they managed to live a more private life. For a short period of time between 2010 and 2013, the couple resided on Anglesey, an island on the northwest coast of Wales.

Many women have come to rely on LalalaLetMeExplain’s no-frills approach to love and relationship advice. Now, OK!'s love and relationships columnist, social media sensation and author of Block, Delete, Move On, has devised a definitive list of the men we should swerve without fail.

A post shared by RYLAN (@rylan)Rylan worried fans on Friday when he shared a photograph from a hospital bed.The snap only showed his stomach and his arm which was fitted with a cannula.He said: “Finally home after an extended trip to Costa del hospital.“Slowly on the mend. Won’t be on the wireless tomorrow.“Resting up.

This Morning presenter Alison Hammond has candidly opened up about replacing longtime presenting couple Ruth Langsford and Eamonn Holmes on the popular ITV show on Friday mornings.

Princess Diana, amongst other things, was always known for her cheeky sense of humour.And when it came to her eldest son Prince William's 13th birthday, the audacious Princess hatched a plan to embarrass him. Despite the fact it would have been easy for her to ask the Royal chefs at Kensington Palace to bake William a cake for his big day – she had something better in mind, Mirror reports.

teenage boy allegedly shot his parents dead, as well as his younger brother, after they banned him from using the internet.Police have arrested a 15-year-old boy on the Costa Blanca on suspicion of shooting his mum, dad, and 10-year-old sibling.The alleged attack is reported to have happened because the child's parents banned him from using the internet for bad marks he received at school.It's said the boy lived with the corpses of the family for three days before allegedly confessing to the crime.He is accused of using a hunting rifle to kill his mother and brother, before later shooting dead his father when he arrived home.Police sources have said they think the attack may have been sparked after his parents barred his internet access because of poor grades at school and not helping out with chores.A local source said that he reportedly confessed his crimes to a neighbour who had enquired about his parents and brother, allegedly telling them: "I killed them a few days ago."Spain's national police, which is investigating, has yet to make an official statement on the matter.However, sources have been reported as saying that the boy shot his father in the chest when he arrived home and discovered what had happened because "he wouldn't shut up".One even described the scene that officers found at the property in the hamlet south of Alicante as "dantesque" in a reference to the grisly scenes the Italian poet described in the poem "Inferno".The property is currently cordoned off by police to allow forensic officers to complete their investigation.Another source said that the bodies of the family were discovered by two aunts hidden in the shed after they called around to investigate what had happened.For the latest breaking

Valentine's Day falls on Monday (February 14) and loved-up couples will be prepping for the occasion. So if you're planning a night in with a special dinner for two, you can cook up a storm to make things extra magical.

mother 'stuck' with solar panels on her roof has been told she'll have to accept them or go back on the waiting list for a council house.The young mum-of-two has asked for the panels to be removed from the roof of her council home, which she moved into back in 2018.Brittany Haughton, 26, has even gone so far as to switch off the panels after moving into the property even though they had already been installed. She is locked into a contract with Community Energy Scheme for 25 years and wants action taken to remove the panels from the property, StokeonTrentLive reports.Brittany had been on the waiting list for a council house with Stoke-on-Trent City Council since 2018 when she moved into the three-bedroom semi in December 2020.She claims she was told that she had to accept a council property with solar panels or be put back onto the waiting list.The mum-of-two said: “The panels were not saving me any money. I was still paying through the roof for electricity.

Daily Star's Inside Hot TV newsletter sees Ed Gleave send you telly's hot takes straight to your inbox every SundayGordon Burns' name is synonymous with The Krypton Factor, a high-intensity gameshow that saw members of the public prove their superhuman strength through a series of mental and physical challenges.Running for 18 years, the show was cancelled in 1995, with host Gordon, 78, and his co-star Penny Smith bidding farewell to viewers.Nostalgia beckoned and the series was briefly revived by Ben Shephard, known for his charisma on Tipping Point, in 2008.

Daily Star's Inside Hot TV newsletter sees Ed Gleave send you telly's hot takes straight to your inbox every SundayLine of Duty is set to be back on TV in just three weeks.Show bosses have announced the sixth series will kick off on BBC One on March 21.It is set to be the longest run yet with seven episodes.Fans were given a taste of what is to come as a new trailer was aired for the first time Saturday afternoon.The new plot will centre around an unsolved murder case.Show regulars Vicky McClure, Adrian Dunbar and Martin Compston are all reprising their roles as cops in an anti-corruption division.Stars Kelly Macdonald and Shalom Brune-Franklin are joining the cast.Show boss Jed Mercurio has revealed it won’t be the last series of the crime

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