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Jeremy Clarkson has shared new insight into life on his Oxfordshire farm as he admitted he was worried about performing one of the tasks.The former Top Gear presenter shared how Kaleb Cooper, who stars with him on Clarkson’s Farm, then had to step in.Writing in his latest column, Jeremy shared what had happened at Diddly Squat farm.He was lamenting over the things he has to do in order to meet government guidelines over owning cows.The broadcaster explained how one of the laborious tasks is tagging the newly born calves.Jeremy said the process involves wrangling the young cows into position to try and tag their ears.Writing in today’s Sunday Times, he explained how he had to rely on his colleague Kaleb to help him.He admitted there is “some televisual evidence to suggest it was Kaleb” who was successful in wrangling the calves, who are “pure muscle”.But after this, Jeremy said the actual process was “terrifying” as he was worried about injuring himself and Kaleb.He penned: “This is really hard to do because the calf's head is very much a moving target.“It's like shooting at an epileptic elephant shrew.“Terrified I'd attach the tag to the poor thing's eyelid or forehead or, worse, Kaleb's penis, I was not speedy.”After a “few hours”, Jeremy admitted he was finally successful in what he called a “wonderful moment”.The presenter is currently filming the second series of his wildly popular Clarkson’s Farm with Kaleb.The latter became an unlikely star when the first series was released back in 2021.Across eight episodes, fans delighted in his no-nonsense responses to Jeremy’s farming mishaps.The outspoken host of The Grand Tour was also the victim of a prank orchestrated on Ant & Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway.Airing last

Gemma Collins was up in arms as she took to her garden to unveil the "terrible" damage caused to her property by Storm Eunice.The 41-year-old TOWIE legend was unable to comprehend how "furniture" and "fence panels" could just be flung around as she explained her garden had been "blown to pieces".Her Essex home grounds looked much like a battle field with a large garden horse toppled over and gnomes face down in the mud.The reality star appeared to be distressed as she spoke to camera, telling viewers she'd even been left without electricity overnight and had to charge up her phone in the car.In the video, she said: "Poor Tallulah was taken down in the storm. Unbelievable.

Nandi Bushell has delivered a rollicking cover of Ed Sheeran and Bring Me The Horizon‘s recent collaboration, ‘Bad Habits’ – watch it below.The 11-year-old child prodigy’s take on the song, which you can view below, follows her recent covers of Rush’s ‘Tom Sawyer’, Billie Eilish‘s ‘Happier Than Ever’, Tool’s ‘Forty Six & 2’, ‘Gimme Shelter’ by The Rolling Stones, ‘Numb’ by Linkin Park and ‘Duality’ by Slipknot.“I am #LOVING the collaboration between @edsheeran and @bmthofficial!” Bushell wrote on Twitter, sharing a clip of her cover.

The Queen, 95, has had a lot on her plate recently with her son Prince Andrew's sexual assault case being settled out of court.

DJ Khaled helmed an All-Star performance for the NBA last night (February 19), recruiting Lil Wayne, Lil Baby, Migos, Mary J. Blige, Ludacris and Gunna – watch it below.Dubbed ‘DJ Khaled & Friends’, the performance came as part of the 2022 NBA All-Star Weekend, an annual event (this year held in Cleveland, Ohio), which sees a number of performances and exhibitions, ending with the NBA All-Star Game.The eight-minute performance saw Khaled joined by a host of his contemporaries one by one, with Lil Baby joining the party first for a performance of ‘Every Chance I Get’.Gunna was next, performing his own track ‘Pushin P’, before ‘Migos’ performed ‘We Going Crazy’, Mary J.

Paige Turley and Finn Tapp have opened up about their future plans, revealing that they hope to get a puppy and are currently house hunting.The Love Island winners, 24 and 22, met on the winter series of the hit dating show in 2020 and they celebrated two years together on Tuesday 8 February as they attended the Brit Awards 2022. Speaking exclusively to OK!, Paige and Finn shared details about the next step in their relationship as they currently look for a house in Manchester.Talking about their future plans, Paige exclaimed: "Hopefully it's a puppy! Initially we had said an English Bulldog... but I think recently I have made him [Finn] turn to having two German Shepherds.

Researchers have identified the top 20 signs you are turning into your parents, such as nodding off on the sofa, repeating the same jokes – and saving old boxes and bags, “just in case”.A quirky poll of 2,000 adults found half believe they are morphing into their own mum or dad – which happens, on average, at 32-and-a-half years of age.Other signs one is turning into the person that raised them include the realisation you now dress for comfort instead of style, and relying on your kids for tech support.While almost one in four (24 percent) were met with the dawning realisation that during arguments in their own younger years, their parents were actually right all along.Louise Care, for research agency OnePoll, which carried out the study, said: “We learn how to be parents from our own parents – who else?“So, it’s no surprise to find many adults consider themselves mini-versions of their own mums and dads, at some point down the line.“It’s interesting that many of the signs that you’re becoming a parent are very personal things – that all parents seem to do.”The study also found just under a quarter (23 percent) of adults polled find themselves using the same phrases as their parents, including “You’re not going out dressed like that!”But women are slightly more likely to report transforming into their parent than men – 50 percent compared to 47 percent.And 84 percent believe it was only after having kids of their own, that they realised how much their behaviour had started to mirror their own mum or dad.Of those who believe they are going down that path, nearly two-thirds (63 percent) don’t mind this destiny.But 42 percent have actively tried not to become their parent – even if, for 79 percent, it is eventually

proposal to his girlfriend went disastrously wrong after he lost the £500 engagement ring and became so cold he caught hyperthermia.Atick Miah, 47, had planned to pop the question to long-term partner Tiana Mia, 36, at the top of Welsh mountain Snowdon.But the romantic gesture couldn’t have gone worse for ill-fated Atick as his backpack snapped off with the white gold ring inside it.The loved-up pair, who both work as personal trainers, had decided to start making their own way down the mountain after Atick took a break and powerful wind stopped Tiana returning along the same route.They agreed to meet at Lake Glaslyn, but as the light disappeared and the temperatures plummeted the badly lost 47-year-old made his way down on his backside and fell into a small waterfall.He told North Wales Live: “I was wet through, shaking with the cold. I tied a scarf over my head to keep warm.“I ached all over and, when I tried to rest, I began cramping badly.

Meghan Markle and Prince Harry have their sights set on becoming a “global” brand as they look to focus away from the UK, according to an expert.The Duke and Duchess of Sussex are believed to be looking to expand the reach of their brand, which is why they choose to sign multi-million pound deals with global streaming services such as Netflix and Spotify, despite the current lack of content.American PR expert and commentator Eric Schiffer believes that due to Harry and Meghan seemingly being keen to “monetise”, they no longer see the UK as being a big piece of their brand.“Their [Harry and Megan] focus is on global," Mr Schiffer told the Daily Star."The UK is just one piece of the pie and it is a smaller piece in their mind, especially if they are trying to monetise.“They will find a way of creatively maximising their IP, their royal intellectual property.

Celebs Go Dating star Anna Williamson revealed she wants to sign up Sarah Ferguson, Duchess of York, for her hit Channel 4 dating show.The TV dating guru, who coaches celebs on the E4 dating series, says Fergie is a "huge character", so the public would be 'fascinated' to watch her search for love on the show.Speaking exclusively to Daily Star at her London book launch, Anna spoke about the duchess and how she thinks the royal would get on if she ever made an epic appearance.When asked if she had any dream she'd like to star on the show, she answered: "Yes, I would like Fergie, Duchess of York."Speaking about how she thinks the duchess, 62, would get on with the dates, she replied: "I don't know! I think everyone would be fascinated."She went on to say that cheeky comedian narrator Rob Beckett would "have a field day" with her.Rob is known for roasting celebs with his one-liners - especially when they embarrass themselves in front of the camera during a date.Anna added: "She's a huge character. She's royalty.

Emmerdale star Oscar Lloyd looks almost unrecognisable 10 years after leaving the ITV soap as Will Wylde.

Disturbed frontman David Draiman has opened up about his controversial support for Israel, saying he’s no longer fazed over the public’s opinion of his political views.Draiman – who is of Jewish descent – has long been a staunch advocate of the Israeli state. In 2019, for example, he derided ex-Pink Floyd legend Roger Waters “and his Nazi comrades” for their demands to boycott Israel.

Young Craigneuk bikers were back on track last week thanks to some National Lottery funding.

February brings with it the season of love. Red roses, red-heart shaped flowers, extravagant getaways and romantic dinner dates are all on the table. With such positivity and connection in the air, we almost wish we could celebrate the holiday of Valentine's Day all year round.

Pete Sandiford has given a rare insight into his romance with his wife Paige, spilling the details on their "awkward" first date. Gogglebox star Pete, 27, tends to keep his romance out of the spotlight and surprised fans as he announced to OK! last year that he and Paige had wed and welcomed a son together. Since then, Pete has kept details about his son, Jimmy, out of the limelight.

Private schools were not prioritised in Manchester's Covid vaccination programme, the organisation responsible for the rollout has confirmed.

Despite having to redefine how he worked, the star added that he managed to see the positive in the situation."I tend to be a very optimistic person generally," Paul admitted.He explained: "So even when things might be rough, like, I sort of say, what's the benefit in this?"Speaking about his experiences with Covid, Paul said: "I've never felt tired like that."I mean, I had it for months afterwards, I'd be sitting like in a meeting or filming something and I go, 'I've got to stop thinking of it.'"And I'd sit back and I would just close my eyes and go into a deep sleep for half an hour."Then I'd wake up, and then I was okay."And I've never had anything like that in my life.So that was, that was the negative side of it," he admitted.

Manchester United interim manager Ralf Rangnick has admitted that it wasn't until recently that he fully understood the size of the club's rivalry with Leeds United.

Amanda Owen left her followers excited as she shared a series of photos ahead of new arrivals to the farm.The Our Yorkshire Farm star explained how they were undergoing “ultrasound scanning” of the yows.Amanda took to Twitter last night as she shared the insight with her fans with a series of photos.These featured her children surrounded by sheep as they went about the task of scanning them.This is in preparation for lambing season in the springtime.In the snaps, the snowy landscape behind Ravenseat could also be seen after the impact of Storm Eunice.Alongside her snaps, Amanda wrote: “Many hands make light work.“*Ultrasound scanning the yows*.”The farmer then finished her caption with the hashtags: “#yorkshire #shepherdess #scan.”Following her update, several of her followers weighed in with their excitement.Jane Jones wrote: “I hope you have a load of lambs come spring Amanda loving the braids in Clemmys hair xx.” (sic)Margaret Thompson added: “The advantages of a family growing up - and willing to help!“You must be so proud of them.”Janet Evans added: “So lovely to see Raven x Rueben but I’m not sure if it’s him or miles they are so much alike.“Luv To The Owens Family xx.” (sic)While user Elenemma88 added: “Please stop clem growing up xx.”Amanda lives on her Ravenseat farm with her husband Clive Owen and their nine children.The family are the focus of the hugely popular Channel 5 documentary series Our Yorkshire Farm.The latest season aired at the end of last year, with fans hopeful more episodes are on their way.Amanda often shares daily updates from the farm across her social media pages to keep her followers in the loop.Over the past few days, she has been sharing the impact of Storm Eunice on Ravenseat.She shared

Growing up in Salford, David Taylor can still hear the milkman rattle across his old cobbled street.

Addison Rae was back in fitness-mode on Saturday afternoon as she attended a Pilates class in Los Angeles.The 21-year-old TikTok sensation flashed her toned tummy in a knotted red and white tie-dyed top and a pair of baggy black sweatpants.Addison recently touched back down on the West Coast after enjoying a whirlwind trip to the Big Apple for New York Fashion Week. Let's get physical:Addison Rae was back in fitness-mode on Saturday afternoon as she attended a Pilates class in Los AngelesFor her sweat session, the influencer wore her lightened strands up in a messy bun and she had a pair of silver headphones over her ears.She showcased her flawless complexion by going makeup free and shielded her eyes from the sun with a pair of stylish shades.