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PUP have shared a new song called ‘Matilda’ alongside details of a UK and Ireland headline tour.The track will appear on the Toronto punk band’s fourth album ‘THE UNRAVELING OF PUPTHEBAND’, which is released on April 1 via BMG/Rise Records (pre-order from here).Following on from previous singles ‘Robot Writes A Love Song’ and ‘Waiting’, PUP’s latest track ‘Matilda’ was inspired by frontman Stefan Babcock’s “favourite guitar” of the same name.“She was a gift from my friend Ryan, after watching me accidentally break the only guitar I owned in the middle of a long tour,” Babcock said. “I had no money to buy a replacement, and Ryan’s act of kindness is up there on my list of ‘nicest things anyone’s ever done for me’.“I played Matilda nonstop for 7 years at every PUP show, even when my bandmates started complaining that she sounded like shit.

Chelsea striker Diego Costa is closing in on a new club after agreeing a deal with Brazilian side Corinthians.The 33-year-old has been a free agent ever since his contract with Atletico Mineiro was terminated six weeks ago.Costa had only spent a few months with the club, netting seven goals in 26 games to guide them to their first league title for over 50 years.According to reports, he'd been holding out for a move back to Europe, where he had successful stints with both Chelsea and Atletico Madrid, and had been shelving offers from various clubs while "waiting for one in particular that never came."But after considering his options, the Brazilian-born Spain international has opted to join Corinthians where he'll play under former Porto and Fenerbahce boss Vitor Pereira.It's understood that he's asking for wages of around £46,000-a-week and will sign an 18 month deal with the Sao Paulo-based side.Costa was linked with a move back to the Premier League in January, with Arsenal and Newcastle United among the interested clubs, but a transfer never materialised.Could Diego Costa do a better job up front for Chelsea than Romelu Lukaku? Let us know in the comments section...The bruiser spent three seasons at Stamford Bridge, winning two Premier League titles and a League Cup during his short but memorable stint in English football.He developed a reputation for being a 'master of the dark arts' and frequently clashed with opponents and got into scuffles - though curiously he was never sent off as a Chelsea player.Costa bagged 59 goals in 120 matches for the Blues and quickly endeared himself to fans, before being controversially exiled by Antonio Conte in 2017 and eventually sold back to Atletico Madrid.

Vladimir Putin has had many faces over the years, managing to transform himself from a skinny geek to a bloated brute - but it reportedly wasn't from ageing gracefully or exercise. The 69-year-old somehow went from being slender with wrinkles to a muscle man who loves to be photographed shirtless, which is all down to steroids and plastic surgery according to experts.

Major European distributors BBC Studios, All3Media and ITV Studios have put trade with Russia on pause in light of the escalating situation in Ukraine.

Megan Barton-Hanson has agreed to make saucy content with TOWIE star James Lock to give fans a thrill.The pair made plans to work together while filming the new series of Celebrity Ex on the Beach. Megan regularly posts on Instagram and racy subscription website OnlyFans.

A&E and WWE are expanding their original programming partnership in a multi-year deal calling for more wrestler-themed episodes of Biography as well as new series WWE Rivals.

World Cup - and the photo they snapped together was one for the ages. Ahead of the World Cup in Russia in 2018, a fancy gala event was held at Kremlin Palace in Moscow.

EXCLUSIVE: Travis Barker, drummer in pop-punk band Blink 182 and paramour of Kourtney Kardashian, is full of tattoos and, more recently, diamond dental implants.

Channing Tatum’s production company Free Association is staring a new division, FA Live, which will focus exclusively on creating, producing and distributing live entertainment.

tattoos has wowed fans with her topless snap.Aleksandra Jasmin has over 173,000 followers on Instagram where she flaunts her body art.She works as a tattoo artist in her native Finland as she often shows off her incredible work online.Now the mum-of-three has turned the attention to her on Instagram where she went totally topless.Posting to her legion of fans, she posed in her gym shorts as she wrote: "Just do it," accompanied by a tick emoji.In the photo, Aleksandra can be seen covered in head-to-toe in tattoos as she ditched her top for the exposé.She showed off her multiple ink when she covered her right boob with her hand and took the shot in the mirror.It looks as though the mum had just finished a workout since she was dressed in her gym shorts.Fans rushed to comment and like the post as it racked up a lot of attention within a matter of four days.One wrote: "You're stunning beauty," another added: "Fantastic goddess."A third commented: "I love looking at you," while a fourth gushed: "Wow beautiful."It is believed the tattoo artist has spent around £17,000 on her body art over the years.Although she plans to cover herself, Aleksandra dreads doing her butt.She told Daily Star last year: "I was 18 when I got my first one done." Want all the biggest Lifestyle news straight to your inbox? Sign up for our free Daily Star Hot Topics newsletter Aleksandra added: "I was always interested in tattoos and tattooing."I have lots of styles, but mostly I'm into blackwork (on myself)."Blackwork is a style of tattoo which covers the skin in block, black ink and it's become popular in recent years.

EXCLUSIVE: Claude Knowlton (Supergirl) and Antonio Cayonne (The Mighty Ducks: Game Changers) are set for key supporting roles in Disney Channel movie Under Wraps 2. The movie also will stream on Disney+.

Rebecca Rubin Film and Media ReporterChanning Tatum is taking “Step Up” on the road.Tatum’s production company Free Association is launching a new division called FA Live, which will focus on creating, producing and distributing live entertainment. The first project will be a high-concept dance show inspired by “Step Up,” the hit dance franchise that spawned five feature films and a TV series.Similar to the interconnected style of movies, reality TV and live entertainment that Tatum and crew built around “Magic Mike,” FA Live will seek to extend big and small stories and experiences through their in-person events.Tatum and Reid Carolin, who recently co-directed the surprise box office winner “Dog,” will serve as chief creative officers.

Zack Sharf Sam Elliott railed against Jane Campion’s “The Power of the Dog” during his visit to Marc Maron’s “WTF” podcast (via Insider). Campion’s drama is nominated for 12 Oscars, more than any film this year. Benedict Cumberbatch stars as a sadistic rancher who makes life hell for his new sister-in-law and her son in 1925 Montana.

Karen Bliss For the first time since 2019, the Juno Awards will return as an in-person event in May, with Montreal’s Charlotte Cardin and globally known Canucks Justin Bieber and the Weeknd emerging as the leading contenders in nominations announced Tuesday.Cardin fronts the pack of nominees with six nominations, while Bieber and the Weeknd follow with five apiece. Shawn Mendes, Pressa and Jessia each have four.The Junos will be held outdoors for the first time, with the 51st ceremony being held May 15 at Budweiser Stage in Toronto.

Brent Lang Executive Editor of Film and MediaRishi Malhotra has been tapped to lead Luminary as the subscription audio platform’s new CEO. In his new role, Malhotra, the founder and former CEO of the Indian online music streaming service JioSaavn, will reposition the company around a few key areas of content, bolstering Luminary’s sports, music and comedy programming.Malhotra replaces Simon Sutton, the former HBO president who joined the company two and a half years ago.

Anderson Cooper is a doting dad to two young sons, and made the sweetest revelation about his oldest, Wyatt, during a recent appearance on Live with Kelly and Ryan.MORE: Anderson Cooper reveals son Wyatt's adorable nickname for baby brotherDuring a chat with his good friend Kelly Ripa, the journalist opened up about Wyatt's adorable relationship with the star's daughter Lola.He said: "Lola came with Kelly. My son is so deeply in love with Lola Consuelos, it's like the love that burns a thousand sons.

Robin Roberts has penned a heartfelt message on social media following the news of her partner Amber Laign's cancer diagnosis.MORE: Robin Roberts inundated with prayers as she shares health newsThe Good Morning America star runs a second account on Instagram that is typically a fun page filled with pictures of her rescue dog Lukas, but the latest post emotionally asked for reassurance via her four-legged friend.The 61-year-old shared a picture of Lukas in their conservatory at their home in Connecticut, and wrote: "My role as a squirrel watcher has shifted to emotional support caregiver.VIDEO: Robin Roberts shares rare glimpse inside her and Amber Laign's country home"Duties include but not limited to - on the continuous look out, super snuggler, kisses- must give many kisses, sharing my favorite toys, staring intently into Amber’s eyes (This seems to be my best gift), and reassuring Robin @robinrobertsgma all will be OK and mama is in great hands…I mean paws."MORE: Robin Roberts shares emotional message as partner Amber starts her chemoMORE: Robin Roberts reveals partner Amber's heartbreaking cancer diagnosisFans were quick to comment on the post, with one writing: "We are sending all the positive thoughts and prayers that your mamas give us on a daily basis," while another wrote: "Dogs love is the best energy." A third added: "Sending all my love."A post shared by Lil Man LuKas (@lil_man_lukas)Robin Roberts penned an emotional message on social media during Amber's cancer battleRobin announced on Thursday that Amber had told her that she was ready for the news of her cancer battle to be made public, and so as a result, she was sharing it.MORE: Robin Roberts urged to stay safe and warm as she shares new update from her

Manchester United will look to bounce back from their shock defeat at home to Sheffield United in midweek when they go away to Arsenal on Saturday night.United were on the wrong end of the biggest upset of the season so far, with Chris Wilder’s rock-bottom Blades picking up just their second win of the campaign thanks to Oliver Burke’s late strike.It was the Red Devils’ first defeat since their previous 1-0 loss against Arsenal all the way back on November 1, ending a remarkable unbeaten run of 13 matches.So as well as seeking revenge against the Gunners, they will also be hoping to recover from that slip-up when they make the trip to north London on Saturday evening.Ole Gunnar Solskjaer has two injury concerns heading into the match;

The inquest is underway following Manchester United's shock 2-1 home defeat to Sheffield United on Wednesday night.

Manchester United suffered the shock of the season.

Rio Ferdinand described Marcus Rashford and Anthony Martial as "invisible" during his damning assessment of Man Utd's defeat to Sheffield Utd.