The Tories' meagre £13-a-day self-isolation benefit would cover just five minutes with Boris Johnson's new personal trainer, Mirror Online can reveal.
The Prime Minister's 'performance coach' Harry Jameson charges an eye-watering £165-an-hour, the equivalent of £2.75 a minute.
It is in stark contrast to the paltry amount being offered by the government to low-income workers who need to self-isolate in high-risk areas.
These individuals will be able to claim £130 for a 10-day period if they test positive for Covid-19, although critics say the sum is nowhere near enough to live on.
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