'Starving Brits will soon turn into cannibals', Russia claims after Jeremy Clarkson joke

Vladimir Putin’s closest sidekicks claims Russian troops will advance across Europe “until they reach Stonehenge”.Vladimir Solovyov – dubbed “Putin’s Voice” – regularly makes outlandish threats against the UK on his weekly TV show, including claiming Zircon nuclear missiles would “bomb Britain back to the Stone Age”. Asked this week how far west Russia ’s military would advance, he replied: “Well, when we have to, then we will.

chemical factoryAnalysts believe Russian leader Vladimir Putin has concentrated a major part of his invasion force near Severodonetsk in a bid to achieve complete control over the eastern Luhansk province. Victory in Luhansk could provide Putin with a face-saving “win” which would bring the campaign in Ukraine to an end – but in order to break through stiff Ukrainian resistance the Russian air force is subjecting Severodonetsk to round-the-clock bombing raids.

Nicola Sturgeon has wished the Scotland team well against Ukraine in their World Cup qualifying semi-final at Hampden tonight.

Russian military have been secretly recorded and can be heard insulting Vladimir Putin over the invasion of Ukraine and the retreat from Kyiv, it has been claimed. Russia failed to make quick grabs of territory in Ukraine when it first invaded the country on February 24, and that failure appears to have sparked dissent among Russian ranks.So far, Russian forces have changed strategy and withdrawn from the north of Ukraine and are now focusing on the eastern parts of the country.But two top military officials have blasted Putin over his forces failure to take the capital of Kyiv in an allegedly bugged call by Ukrainian intelligence services.The call featured Colonel Maksin Vlasov and Colonel Vitaly Kovtun, who allegedly had harsh words for the Kremlin leader.Kovtun can be heard saying: "A f***ing rocket should fly into (Ukraine’s Parliament) in Kyiv.

Jeremy Clarkson's girlfriend Lisa Hogan admonished in her latest video for the Diddly Squat Farm Shop's Instagram account. However, the leader of a herd of cows continued to advance towards her, with seemingly no intention of moo-ving back.Instagram fans debated whether it was charging menacingly, or just having some playful farmyard fun.However Lisa hinted at her possible nerves after the video was captioned: "Yikes!"@skogsmaskinsforarn joked: "A cow is all fun n games until it decides to stomp you into the ground!" (sic)@nicolasangwin concurred, adding: "My 3 Labradors & I got chased by a herd of cows about 6 months ago.

Russia has one of the world’s largest armies, but a new report says the conflict in Ukraine – which is estimated to have cost in the region of 30,000 Russian lives – could force its collapse. Russian leader Vladimir Putin reportedly believes that the “blood sacrifice” of all those young men, along with over 200 warplanes destroyed, around 174 helicopters, 1,349 tanks and 13 boats is a “price worth paying” for the control of Ukraine.

Vladimir Putin may already be dead as rumours spiral about the Russian leader's death, MI6 sources say.

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Russian troops the go-ahead to shoot dead "looters" and pet dogs and lie about it has allegedly fallen into Ukrainian hands.The instruction blueprint, said to have been seized from Vladimir Putin’s forces, also tells soldiers to avoid using the words “killed, liquidated, [and] shot” when talking to locals - even if they commit such acts.Such descriptions “impact on local residents extremely negatively” and should not be used, the document states.Instead, they should say “the problem has been solved” if they kill a local deemed to be a looter or a member of the “territorial defence”, usually elderly reservists known as the Ukrainian Dad's Army."House dogs" are also legitimate targets to be shot dead, it says.The alleged dossier says Russians should avoid telling locals that they have shelled their communities and tell them they are on a "humanitarian mission" bringing food if asked what they are doing there.In a shocking understatement, it states: "Don’t explain that people in Donbas are getting shelled - local residents don’t take it well, don’t understand it."Troops are also urged to answer a question with a question to dodge the truth and never use the word "war."If asked why they carry weapons, they should tell people they are replacing the police because they "ran away" and that there are "looters and criminals, released by Zelensky."For the latest breaking news and stories from across the globe from the Daily Star, sign up for our newsletter by clicking here.The aim is to "seed the thought that the Ukrainian authorities are weak, that they escaped and left their people without money, food and pensions.”The document purports to be from the Russian army, headed by defence minister Sergei Shoigu - a close Putin ally -

Jeremy Clarkson, 62, has poked fun at a hoax that posed as the Department of Media, Culture and Sport and claimed he would receive an OBE from Buckingham Palace.The Top Gear star grew suspicious after receiving an “official-looking email” stating he was set to receive the honour.Jeremy wrote: “There were a couple of things that made me suspicious, though.“Number one: Why on earth would they give me an OBE? And number two: The email said it was for services to sport.“What services to sport? Turning up at Stamford Bridge once in a while.”Jeremy went on to say some “gullible” people might actually take the bait and turn up to Buckingham Palace “in a penguin suit”.“Imagine their little faces when the guard says they’re not on the list,” he added in his column for The Sun.Jeremy had previously said he thought it was unlikely he would ever receive a knighthood due to his past actions.He admitted he was "hardly a model citizen" and thus did not think he would ever get to kneel before Her Majesty at ­Buckingham Palace.In a 2020 interview, the 60-year-old said: “I think you only have to look on Wikipedia and go, ‘No, not this one’.“I’m hardly a model citizen. I just can’t in my wildest dreams imagine anybody’s going to sit there and go, ‘Queen’s Honours, I think Jeremy Clarkson’."I just can’t hear those words being spoken in an oak-panelled room in Whitehall.

Russia has now lost 30,000 troops, 1,330 tanks, 207 planes and 174 helicopters during the war, according to Ukrainian officials.President Vladimir Putin is being forced to “conceal” the true scale of Russian losses in Ukraine to avoid the country’s citizens from accepting that they might not be winning the war, former UK foreign secretary, William Hague, has claimed.For the latest breaking news and stories from across the globe from the Daily Star, sign up for our newsletter by clicking here.He said in a radio interview: "They’re very uncomfortable, and of course what they mean to him first of all is that he has to conceal them as much as possible from the Russian population, because he doesn’t want to admit that the Russian losses have been anything like that."Look at how he reacted – how the Russian government reacted – to the loss of the Moskva, which was to say that a fire had broken out and the seas were stormy and so on, and to not even admit that it might have been hit by the Ukrainians, which it clearly was."So what it means to Putin first of all is cover this up at all costs because people in Russia might realise what is going on."

Ukraine. The video, believed to be captured by a Ukrainian soldier, appears to show the Russian bomb light up the night sky with a shower of thermite - a horrific concoction of aluminum powder and iron oxide that burns at a high temperature, which The Sun claims can "burn flesh down to the bone".It is also reported the thermite bomb was fired by Russian grad launchers using 9M22S incendiary rockets.If verified, this footage is evidence that Russian forces are using chemical weapons in Vladimir Putin's invasion of Ukraine.The terrifying footage was posted on Twitter by the user @Harri_Est, the founder of Ukraine Aid Operation, who tweeted that the footage was sent to him by a friend in the National Guard unit in Donbas.

Russia's despotic president Vladimir Putin are ramping up, as a Russian intelligence source has claimed that he has just three years to live.The FSB office has claimed that Putin has a “severe form of rapidly progressing cancer”.The Mirror reports how the unnamed spy also told that Putin is beginning to go blind.He said: “He has no more than two to three years to stay alive.“We are told he is suffering from headaches and when he appears on TV he needs pieces of paper with everything written in huge letters to read what he’s going to say.“They are so big each page can only hold a couple of sentences. His eyesight is seriously worsening.“And his limbs are now also shaking uncontrollably.” And the comments were backed up by the Chief of the Defence Intelligence of Ukraine, Major-General Kyrylo Budanov.

Vladimir Putin has worked hard to maintain a masculine, hardman appearance – but pictures have exposed his steady decline from athletic KGB agent to a feeble nutter who struggles to hold his arm out.After the dictator seized the job of Russian President in 2000, he has carefully controlled his public image with a series of shots showing him in a range of physical activities, from winning judo tournaments to riding horses topless.But Putin’s macho looks have slowly evaporated from him over the past three years and his slim face has now been replaced by a bloated look.The physical power associated with the Russian leader has also vanished recently, with clips showing him resting his arms on a table and shaking as he speaks. It has led to suggestions that Putin himself is aware of his deteriorating health and that this is one of the reasons for his brutal invasion of Ukraine.

Vladimir Putin, 69, has come under scrutiny after two politicians in Russia called on the president to halt their offensive in Ukraine in a rare show of public dissent. Russia's three-month military campaign in Ukraine shows no signs of abating, despite thousands of people being killed and wounded and millions more displaced because of the invasion.Public loyalty of the country's political parties and government officials is commonplace but, during a meeting of the legislative assembly of the Primorsky Krai region yesterday (May 29), a lawmaker and a member of the Communist faction broke ranks."If our country does not halt the military operation then there will be even more orphans in our country," Leonid Vasyukevich, 69, read from the statement, according to a video of the meeting."During a military operation, people became disabled.

Russian despot Vladimir Putin may already be dead, British intelligence chiefs believe.Senior MI6 bosses say the Russian president has been seriously ill and that if he had died, his cronies would hush it up to keep power for as long as possible.A source told the Daily Star Sunday that Putin’s recent media appearances had very probably been pre-recorded.A body double may also have been used at public events, like the Moscow Victory Day Parade earlier this month.One intelligence source said: “Putin is very ill and when he dies his death will be kept secret for weeks, if not months.“There is also the possibility that he is already dead. It’s impossible to know.

Russian soldiers in Ukraine – including him firing a rocket launcher into a tank and rescuing an injured comrade. Heroic Ben Grant rushed to the eastern European country to take up arms against evil Vladimir Putin’s brutal invasion.The 30-year-old Brit, whose mum is an MP for Maidstone, could be seen in a group of well-trained fighters as they fired deadly launchers at the Russian military vehicle.Terrifying videos showed the troops in a 15-hour mission that reportedly killed 38 enemy soldiers.Rockets triggered the tank’s live ammunition before it exploded in another blow to the Kremlin’s army in Ukraine.In another clip fearless Ben, who served for over five years in the Royal Marines before leaving for Ukraine, could be heard shouting at his team: "We've got to move now or we're gonna die!"The dad-of-three is seen ducking Russian bullets whilst treating fellow fighter and former Grenadier Guardsman Dean Arthur, who was raced to hospital in Kyiv where doctors medics saved his leg.Bold Ben told The Telegraph his unit was ambushed whilst getting ready to hit another target.He explained: "I think we must have been spotted by drones beforehand and they had set up their lines… so as we went in the mass firefight broke out…"I was terrified but driven to complete my most important goal, which at the time was getting him and my team out of the danger."What was so scary was being so limited by trying to carry someone, when I can't pull my weapon up, while there are attack helicopters overhead and tanks firing through the woods.

Putin has ordered troops to fire a terrifying and “unstoppable” new hypersonic missile at targets in the White Sea, Moscow claims.The destructive Zircon weapon has been developed over a period of at least four years and is capable of hitting locations a whopping 620 miles away at a speed of 7,000mph.Russia ’s Ministry of Defence told Kremlin-backed news organisation TASS: "Today, the lead frigate of Project 22350 Admiral of the Fleet of the Soviet Union Gorshkov fired a Tsirkon hypersonic cruise missile at a sea target position in the White Sea from the Barents Sea.” They boasted their missile was able to go "so high that it prevents the opponent's air defence system from detecting its impact in time". It comes as the evil Russian President intensifies his invasion of Ukraine with a horrific “scorched earth” policy that aims to eliminate opposition in the eastern European country.

Russia's despotic President Vladimir Putin has ramped up his invasion of Ukraine, and is now employing a “scorched-earth policy”, according to a top Ukrainian commander. Petro Kuzyk has been leading the National Guard Rapid Reponse brigade in the fight to defence the embattled city of Severodonetsk.The area has become Putin's main target of violence in recent weeks, as he attempts to save face in the invasion which has gone on around three months longer than he had originally planned.Commander Kuzyk told local media that around 500 Russian shells were hitting the city every hour.He said, in a video interview showing him sitting on the floor, smoking a cigarette while surrounded by supplies: “We have intelligence that huge columns of tanks are moving in the direction of Severodonetsk.“This tactic has been tested, it does them little good, but thanks to massive shelling, they can move forward — because they are destroying positions, trenches and buildings step by step.“They did not capture Rubizhne — they wiped it off the face of the earth.“We are catastrophically short of artillery-systems, accurate, counter-battery systems that destroy enemy artillery from a long distance.“Here, they still have an advantage in artillery.”The Eastern city has become the new focus of Putin's troops.The area is now being dubbed the “new Mariupol”, after Putin's forces levelled that city early on into the invasion.Commander Kuzyk added: “We do not have enough multiple launch rocket systems that hit the target.“We need to more or less close the sky — it’s either serious air defence systems, or fighter aircraft.

Only Fools and Horses legend David Jason has made an unexpected flying visit to Jeremy Clarkson's Diddly Squat Farm Shop.The Del Boy actor, 82, hasn't been seen in an official public capacity since he appeared on This Morning earlier this year but on Thursday (May 26), he paid an unexpected visit to the former Top Gear presenter's Chipping Norton farm.Not content to travel to the location by car, the David Frost star instead arrived in style by helicopter.David's visit with Jeremy, 62, was confirmed in a social media post shared by the official Diddly Squat Farm Shop Instagram account.The post featured two adorable pictures of Jason posing with The Grand Tour host.Jeremy could be seen dressed in a khaki green jacket with relaxed fit blue jeans, while David opted for a blue baseball cap, brown gillet and a bright red jumper.He can also be seen holding an official Diddly Squat Farm Shop bag in the images.A caption posted alongside the snaps reads: "Flying visit to Diddly Squat Farm from @onlydavidjason @captleonharris."Quick to share their excitement and admiration for the post were followers of the Diddly Squat Farm Shop's social media account.Followers and fans of Clarkson's Farm praised the "legendary" snaps and even requested that Jeremy and Jason begin a "new show" together.One fan wrote: "What a legend. In fact, two legends in one picture."Another commented: "Absolutely legendary, one of my favourite actors."A third admirer replied: "That's really something to cherish Jeremy.

Vladimir Putin’s nuclear “doomsday arsenal” could obliterate life on Earth – but the Russian President may not be able to deploy the missiles alone, an expert has claimed. With the war in Ukraine having dragged on for over three months, the threat of Putin deploying his nuclear missiles has so far prevented NATO forces from intervening directly in the conflict.