Jeremy Clarkson's girlfriend Lisa Hogan has told how she was warned she could get a criminal record over a Diddly Squat farm shop faux pas.The couple's move to rural life is documented in Amazon Prime Video series Clarkson's Farm, which launches season three next week as they try to turn a profit on the business that has been hit by planning application refusals and complaints from locals. But things almost got even worse for Lisa, who told how she had nearly made a catastrophic business error that could have earned her a criminal record.