Plane dumps 'fluidy' human poo over man 'splattering whole garden, umbrellas and him'

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garden.The disgusting downpour managed to cover the entire garden of his Windsor home, meaning that the "garden umbrellas and him" were left soiled.The story was brought to light by Cllr Karen Davies at a meeting of The Royal Borough Of Windsor and Maidenhead's aviation forum.Usually, modern aircraft store their sewage in special waste tanks, ready to be disposed on landing without incident.Yet that wasn't the case in July.Cllr Davies explained that the overhead waste missiles have actually been a recurring issue in her area.

However, they are usually far less disgusting than this latest incident.She told the meeting: "I know a number of incidents happen every year with frozen sewage from planes, but this wasn't frozen and his whole garden.