sex doll he had mistaken for a drowned woman washed up on the beach.Chris Ford, 67, was looking for driftwood after a recent storm when he thought he'd found the dead body of a woman with all her "bits on show".But the retired photographer was relieved to find that it was a mutilated silicone female sex toy and quickly called his partner over to take pictures.The couple from Portland, Dorset, both left in hysterics speculating where it came from.Chris said: "It was a human-like figure but was too clean and too pretty - and it did not have a head."Apart from its lack of a face, it was very anatomically correct.
So as soon as I got to her I knew it was a sex doll."I am always out collecting driftwood after storms so I fully expected to see a human body one day but never this.
It certainly made my day."He and his wife believe that it was thrown overboard by a disgruntled fisherman's wife or that maybe the head was removed to hide it easier.For the latest breaking news and stories from across the globe from the Daily Star, sign up for our newsletter by clicking here."It is a busy shipping channel with loads of boats so it could have come from one of them," he added."Maybe a fishermen's wife found it in the cupboard and threw it overboard.
It did not have a head - so maybe a perverted fisherman got rid of it but decided to clear it out and keep the head - I can only speculate why."I just chuckled and found the whole thing hilarious.
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