Join the Secret Elves to discover the best shopping deals and things to do this ChristmasNot since baby Jesus was born in a manger crowded by farm animals have any of us been so surrounded by manure at Christmas.With tiers and regulations more up and down than Santa exploring his chimney fetish on the big night (just use the damn door) the only certainty is that your tree will have bigger baubles than our Prime Minister.Does anyone have a flying reindeer what the hell is actually going on anymore?Because nothing we’ve been told since autumn started has really made any sense at all.Forget joined-up thinking this lot would have trouble with joined-up writing.A bewildering array of charts, slides, graphs and scary doctors have done nothing.
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