Cristiano Ronaldo, Zinedine Zidane, Lionel Messi, Ronaldinho. But other times, you cannot help but tittle at the sound of the likes of Jizz Hornkamp, Rod Fanni and Nortei Nortey.
These players will also stand the test of time to become immortalised in the sport - though probably a tad less for their talent alone.Here, Daily Star Sport runs through some of the greatest football names of all time.Let's all drink the drink the drink...
the first name on everyone's greatest list of footballer names is the former Celtic striker Vennegoor of Hesselink. A nightmare for kit men throughout his career, Jan is known far and side throughout the world of sport.The current Turkey boss is reviled in England after playing a huge role at Euro 1996 when he helped Germany knock out the Three Lions.
At the same tournament, an unfortunate moment of commentary befell John Motson - who might have let his feelings on the striker come out a little too brashly.The promising Dutch striker went viral in 2021 when Hornkamp pumped four goals past Excelsior in the Eredivisie in just 34 minutes.
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