Lyndon Dykes but the speculation has given training ground pranksters plenty of ammunition for high jinks. The former Queen of the South striker is on a list of possible transfers at Rangers after scoring 12 goals in his debut season for Livi, including nine Scottish Premiership strikes.
The 24-year-old is currently considering his international future following offers from Australia and Scotland but his club situation is less complicated - for now.
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