Hearts from Ayr in February 2010 and I’m sitting in a dressing room with about 60 players.This wee guy’s just going around everybody.
He’s feeling my arms, going: “Yeah, big and strong! Tattoos!”I’m wondering, ‘What’s going on? Where the f**k am I?’. I got changed next to wee Ian Black and he’s hysterical with laughter.Vlad also used to come in and take penalties into the keepers – it was f****** madness.I knew what I was getting into, though.
My agent Kenny Moyes warned me on the way to do my medical he was a wee bit special.He could be one way one minute, another way the next.Playing for Hearts outweighed that side of things and, to be honest, I found it funny.But I’ve got absolutely no sympathy for him at all.
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