BRITISH men have come 66th in an international study of penis sizes from around the world. They measured up at an average of 5.17in when erect, compared to our French neighbours at 6.20in.
Firstly, I’d like to know who got the job of chief measurer? I’m a little disappointed nobody asked me. I have a radio show and am a grandmother of three, but I could have found time to squeeze that in as a little side hustle.
Secondly, I don’t know how you would substantiate such a list. It seems to be pseudoscience of a positively anti-British nature and I would be devastated if any of my countrymen were to feel in any way less manly and exquisitely endowed.
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