Where did it all go so horribly wrong for Jose Mourinho and Carlo Ancelotti? Twelve top-flight titles and five Champions Leagues between them.
Now they’re reduced to praying for top-six and a decent run in the Caravan Cup. Can £1million a month, a dedicated parking space and all your dinners free ever even begin to ease that pain?
Yes, yes it can. I’m expecting a positive Everton move this season, but this trip to Tottenham (4.30pm) might come too soon.
It’s already too late for Harry Kane, according to some excitable pundits. The injury-haunted ace has ‘lost a yard’ they claim, very possibly ‘between his ears’, though I’m not sure how you’d ever tell.
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