[TERENCE: So why can’t it be about the breathtakingly beautiful belated birthday present you just received – namely a Norwegian, mid-20th-century, revolving leather desk chair – that will actually make me look good?]And I know you have your own fridge to deal with, with ‘fridge’ as a floating term to cover all manner of domestic tedium that expands to lay claim to one’s life.A gay pal informed me recently that one problem with same-sex relationships is that sharing a gender means you can become too similar in everything you do, from clothes to catchphrases, meaning that, ‘before you know it, you’re twins joined at the Calvins’. ‘That’s fascinating,’ I replied. ‘Truly, my brain is going to be pondering that for months.
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