Jeremy Clarkson trademarks catchphrase ‘I Did A Thing’ so he can bring out range of mugs and hats

Covid, Jeremy Clarkson, 61, was excited to be jetting off to the Seychelles for a few days, somewhere he considers "the most beautiful island in the world". But the Clarkson's Farm star admitted he fell rather ill as he boarded the plane, and things only got worse for him from there.In his latest column for The Times, Jeremy told fans of his other health woes and how he got a "revolting eye infection" when he eventually made it to the island country in Africa."Despite the thick cloud, however, my skin, which was blue-white having spent two years in a jumper, went red more quickly than Hartlepool at the next election," he quipped."Plus I soon developed all the usual tropical itches and rashes and bites.

Jeremy Clarkson, 61, has revealed why glitzy Mayfair eatery The Wolseley is his favourite place to dine in London. Although the modern European cuisine is one of the factors that keeps Jeremy coming back, he declared “the main reason I like the Wolseley is the man who runs it”.Praising the restaurant’s boss, Jeremy King, the former Top Gear host claimed that his unique customer service involves giving the star a call to warn him about fellow guests who may cause him some awkwardness and ruin his dining experience.The TV personality said he’ll usually receive a call from King to help him avoid any run-ins with his ex-girlfriends, or former nemesis Piers Morgan.Jeremy and Piers had been embroiled in a feud that dated back to the former Good Morning Britain host’s time as editor of the Daily Mirror.Their bad blood escalated when Jeremy stormed over to Piers at the 2004 British Press Awards and punched him three times in the head.The pair then finally reconciled over a five hour drinking session at a pub in Kensington, west London in 2014.Writing about his love of the restaurant in his latest column for The Sunday Times, Jeremy explained: “There are many reasons I like this restaurant so much. “First, there’s always someone in there I know and can ignore. “Then there’s the temperature, which is always set at a level where it feels as if there’s no temperature at all.  “Then there’s the haddock Monte Carlo.

Clarkson’s Farm fans are delighted to have been introduced to the newest addition to Diddly Squat Farm, a calf named Violet.The newborn arrived earlier today and was announced on the official Instagram for Diddly Squat Farm Shop.The account’s 707,000 followers were treated to an adorable photo of baby Violet lying close to her mum who sits watching over her.Fans were sent into a frenzy and took to the comments to congratulate Jeremy and co-star Kaleb Cooper.Kat wrote: “Congratulations on your new addition.”Caroline said: “Hooray! Great work everyone.”An account for Midleton Tattoo Club penned: “Well done mummy️ (love the name, we’ve a boxer called Violet!)”And Mary added: “Sweet, love her name.

Jeremy Clarkson, 61, has called out Sir Keir Starmer, 59, over an apparent blunder he made while hitting out at Prime Minister Boris Johnson, 57, during PMQs last week. The presenter savagely branded the Labour leader “Sir Lego Head” in his latest column while questioning his criticism of Johnson.Jeremy began by blasting MPs for “sitting around arguing like schoolchildren in a playground brawl” over the ‘partygate’ scandal.However, when Starmer eventually veered away from discussing the alleged parties that were thrown at Number 10 Downing Street during lockdown, Jeremy wasn’t impressed with that either.Starmer slammed the leader of the Tories for raising taxes for working people.He was referring to the controversial £12bn rise in National Insurance tax, which is set to begin from April, despite people simultaneously facing rising living costs.The Labour MP asked: “Why do he and the chancellor keep raising taxes on working people?”Sir Keir went on to claim taxes are having to go up because growth is dwindling under the Conservative Government.Johnson quickly dismissed the criticism and said the UK has been dealing with an “unprecedented economic crisis” caused by the Covid pandemic.Weighing in on the PMQs debate, Jeremy penned in The Sun: “In a brief diversion this week, Sir Lego Head stopp­ed talking about ­parties and asked the Tories why they keep raising taxes on working people.” The former Top Gear host then claimed Sir Keir had made an awkward error in his critique of the Prime Minister. He fumed: “Well, you idiot, it might have something to do with the fact they can’t very well raise taxes on people who aren’t working.”Sir Keir previously urged Boris to resign as prime minister after he admitted to attending a

Jeremy Clarkson, 61, has become a farming staple since the premiere of Clarkson's Farm last year.

Jeremy Clarkson has already angered health and safety groups ahead of series two of his hit show Clarkson's Farm.The 61-year-old presenter has taken on the world of farming and shared some controversial promo snaps ahead of the new series with his co-star Kaleb Cooper.Amazon Prime Video dropped three first look images as production on the second season continued at the famous Diddly Squat Farm in Chipping Norton.In one snap, The Grand Tour host can be seen driving a cultivator with Kaleb lying in the weigh box at the front.Since the release of the photos, the manager of the Farm Safety Foundation Stephanie Berkeley has told Farmers Weekly that the Amazon Prime show could have encouraged more responsible use of farm equipment.She said: "This programme could be a great way to help improve this, so it is a pity that they chose to use this photo displaying such poor safety behaviour."Agriculture continues to have the poorest safety record of any occupation in the UK and we are working hard to change that."Elizabeth Creed, farm safety consultant at the Institute of Occupational Safety and Health, said it was "highly disappointed" with the promo snap for the second series.She said: "It is frustrating that the team at Clarkson’s Farm did not recognise that their platform has a huge potential for influencing and encouraging a positive safety culture in farming."We have suffered a number of fatal incidents this year."The farming documentary follows new farmer Jeremy on his day-to-day life running his Cotwolds, Oxfordshire, farm looking after livestock and growing crops.A spokesperson for Clarkson's Farm has said in a statement: "Our first series showed Jeremy has great respect for the farming community."However, its remit (or the

Emmerdale star Kelvin Fletcher has denied claims new show is "ripping off" Jeremy Clarkson's farming series . The actor insisted on This Morning that Kelvin's Big Farming Adventure., which examines him and his family taking up farming, is completely different to Jeremy's Amazon show Clarkson's Farm.His comments came after fans on social media shared the stark similarities between the two programmes.The Andy Sugden star also alleged his show had already been filming for months when Clarkson's Farm first aired.Kelvin, 38, explained how he and his wife are big fans of it Clarkson's show.Host Alison Hammond asking Kelvin he's taken any "tips" from Jeremy's programme?He replied: "Clarkson's has been brilliant hasn't it? And there's so many of those programmes, Channel 5 have got one with Yorkshire Farm and Matt Baker's got one, we've been huge fans of those shows anyway!"Kelvin then explained he was already several months into filming before the former Top Gear host's show first aired.He said: "We were already three, four months into filming when Clarkson's came out.

Jeremy Clarkson, 61, reacted to a tweet from one of his fans about Clarkson’s Farm earlier today.The television presenter’s Amazon Prime Video show was compared to Kelvin Fletcher’s new farming series.Kelvin is currently appearing on Kelvin’s Big Farming Adventure after he and his wife bought a farm.The series follows the Emmerdale actor and his family as they adapt to farming life.One fan then drew the comparison to Clarkson’s Farm, which follows Jeremy adjusting to life as a farmer as well.User @stevewoozy wrote: “What a joke the @BBC are trying to copy @JeremyClarkson @netflix farming program!“#KelvinsBigFarmingAdventure is embarrassing, Netflix 1 - BBC 0.”Jeremy reacted to the comparison, as he steered clear of making any comment on the actual show.He penned back: “Actually, mine is on Amazon @primevideouk.”Following his response, Amazon Prime Video also weighed into the conversation.The official account wrote: “Not a mistake they’ll make twice after this.”Other fans also shared their thoughts on the comparison between shows.User JenniferLaChap6 wrote: “Regardless, there should be more farming shows.“People need to see where their food comes from and the amount of work it takes to get it to their tables.”Mis_Nim added: “They really miss you, huh? The BBC.”Azzasworld82 quipped: “Hahaha there’s only one Clarkson’s farm, not convinced BBC have the budget for a lambo tractor either!!” (sic)However, not everyone was so convinced about the comparison between the shows.Replying to Steve’s original tweet, several fans pointed out that there are a lot of farming shows out there.SecretPenguinX wrote: “Gosh you must live a very insulated life if you think there weren't any TV shows about running a farm before Clarkson's

JEREMY Clarkson puckered up for a smooch with his girlfriend Lisa Hogan in first-look pictures from the second series of his hit show Clarkson's Farm. The TV star, 61, and his partner, 48, enjoyed the sweet moment while farmer Kaleb Cooper, 23, awkwardly faced the ground.  In another snap, Jeremy is pictured driving a tractor while Kaleb is sat in the box at the front as he hangs on for dear life.

Filming is in full swing at Jeremy Clarkson's Diddly Squat Farm in Chipping Norton, Oxfordshire and will include many of the same popular names from series one including farm hand Kaleb Cooper, Jeremy’s girlfriend Lisa, Cheerful Charlie and Gerald. Newly released pictures show the gang having fun on the farm, and Jeremy planting a kiss on Lisa.

Jeremy Clarkson and his girlfriend Lisa Hogan, 48, cosying up for a smooch in front of a horrified Kaleb Cooper, the lovable tractor driver made famous in series one.Kaleb can be seen lowering his head as the pair lock lips on a wide plot of grass.Another of the images sees the former Top Gear presenter driving a tractor with Kaleb terrifyingly dangling from the front.Meanwhile, a third first-look image sees Jeremy sitting in a field inside a car while cheerful Charlie looks on outside.Filming for the second series of Clarkson's Farm officially began last year.

"(sic)The person in question added: “You should have a knighthood by now!”Jeremy then responded, implying that knighthoods aren’t just handed out for free.He said: “You have to pay for knighthoods I’m afraid.”Meanwhile, Jeremy has been presenting his self-titled show Clarkson’s Farm alongside co-host Kaleb Cooper.The former Top Gear host, however, recently had plans scrapped to expand his farm enterprise.Jeremy was recently refused planning permission by the local council after complaints by local residents to expand the retail arm of his Diddly Squat farm.More than 50 objections were raised with the council when he applied to build a new 70-space car park and 60 seat cafe on his site in Chadlington.Jeremy attended a meeting of the West Oxon District council in order to make a personal plea.There were 12 letters of support for the star, but seven out of 10 councillors refused his plans.The grounds of refusal were that building a restaurant would be “out of keeping” with the Cotswolds Area of Outstanding Natural Beauty.After the result, Jeremy said it was “a poor day for farming".But Clarkson’s Farm has caused a lot of trouble in the local area, creating traffic caused by innumerable visitors.The Amazon Prime show showed cars clogging up the lane outside the farm shop.Clarkson’s Farm first aired in June last year and viewers have kept tuning in to watch the star run a farm ever since.The show aired on Amazon Prime Video and has been renewed for a second season. 

Jeremy Clarkson spent his luxury sunshine break gawking at giant randy tortoises go at it like porn stars.The ex-Top Gear loudmouth, 61, said witnessing the reptiles’ eardrum-bursting banging in the Seychelles made it worth the "terror" of facing Covid tests to go on holiday.He added: “I watched two giant tortoises having quite the most complicated sex you can imagine."Of course you can see this sort of thing on television, but while Sir Attenborough will tell you that the future of the giant tortoise is in danger because of climate change, what I learnt by actually being there is that, while it’s engaged in the act, the male makes exactly the same noises as male Germans do in porn films."Jezza said he was left tearing out his hair by the process of having to submit to pre-travel Covid testing before his getaway at Christmas – then became convinced he was carrying the virus before he got the all-clear.The host whined: "Now the authorities have a new terror. A terror that turns your holiday into a faint pinprick of sunlight at the end of a mile-long tunnel filled with bureaucratic landmines and ‘Go directly to jail’ booby traps.

Jeremy Clarkson, 61, got more than he’d bargained for when he decided to take some time off, away from his hectic schedule running Diddly Squat Farm. The Grand Tour host packed his bags and went to the Seychelles in search of sun, sea, and sand last month.However, he was in for a fright when he started to feel “really ill” on the plane.After dealing with numerous debacles at the airport due to Covid travel restrictions, Jeremy found himself turning down the complimentary champagne on his flight, due to his symptoms.Recalling his concerns in his latest column for The Sunday Times, Jeremy admitted: “I started to feel ill. Really ill. “So ill that I declined the complimentary champagne.“Seven hours later, bathed in sweat and barely able to breathe, I landed in Dubai, where I took my laptop out, again, and removed my shoes and watch, again, before setting off on the 200-mile trudge to the train that would take me to the A gates, where the flight to the Seychelles was due to depart.”By this point Jeremy started to fear the worst, thinking he could have come down with Covid.He added: “And all the while I knew I should not get on it.

Jeremy Clarkson took a barbed swipe at Prince Harry and Meghan Markle when he said they were "less interesting" than somebody he claims he's "never heard of" - Joe Rogan.The Clarkson's Farm star spoke amid rock star Neil Young's recent row with Spotify in his his weekly column for The Sun.In his column, he blasted Harry and Meghan's lucrative $18 million Spotify deal when comparing their earnings to US podcast titan Joe Rogan.Jeremy wrote: "I learned this week that a man called Joe Rogan, who I’ve never heard of, has trousered $100million after selling tape recordings of himself talking to people."The Top Gear star proceeded to compare the UFC commentator's earnings to that of Harry and Meghan's own Spotify deal.He said that Harry and Meghan, "who like to think of themselves as the biggest stars in the world – are selling tape recordings of themselves talking for just $18million."Which means they are actually 5.55 times less interesting than someone I’ve never heard of."It comes as Spotify removed Neil Young's music from their streaming site - after the Canadian singer urged they take his music down if they continued to host Joe Rogan's podcast - The Joe Rogan Experience.Comedian Joe's podcast is reportedly downloaded 200 million times a month, and apparently signed the sports broadcaster for £75m.The Rock & Roll Hall of Fame inductee slammed Spotify for "allowing fake information about vaccines" to spread on their site.He said: "Spotify is spreading fake information about vaccines – potentially causing death to those who believe the disinformation being spread by them."On Wednesday, Spotify agreed to remove Young's hits from their platform, and said they hoped the singer would return to Spotify soon.They said: "We have

Jeremy Clarkson has hit out at Meghan Markle and Prince Harry once again, branding them "less interesting" than US comedian and presenter Joe Rogan.The Clarkson's Farm star, 61, made the comments in his weekly column, which saw him take a swipe at the $18 million the Sussexes have raked in for their podcast deal, compared to the amount "trousered" by Rogan, which is over five and a half times bigger.Writing in his column, Jeremy took a swipe at the couple after comparing their podcast earnings to that of UFC commentator Rogan, who he claims to have "never heard of".The Top Gear star wrote in The Sun: "I learned this week that a man called Joe Rogan, who I’ve never heard of, has trousered $100million after selling tape recordings of himself talking to people."He went on to compare the comedian's whopping $100 million to that of Harry and Meghan's $18 million Spotify deal.Jeremy commented that Harry and Megan "who like to think of themselves as the biggest stars in the world – are selling tape recordings of themselves talking for just $18million."Which means they are actually 5.55 times less interesting than someone I’ve never heard of," he finished.The car fanatic's comments come days after it was revealed that Spotify is hiring in-house producers to help deliver on the $18 million deal with Harry and Meghan after they only produced one podcast episode.The streaming platform is now taking things into their "own hands" after little content emerged from the Duke and Duchess of Sussex.Harry and Meghan released their Archewell podcast episode more than a year ago in December 2020.But now, Spotify are reportedly looking to hire new staff to work alongside the duo on a podcast that features "the voices of high profile

Jeremy Clarkson, 61, has weighed in on Prince Andrew’s decision to request a trial by jury in his battle against sex abuse claims made by Virginia Giuffre.The Clarkson’s Farm star has predicted that the Duke of York could “make a fool of our Queen” following his disastrous 2019 interview with Emily Maitlis on Newsnight, during which he attempted to convince the British people of his innocence while being embroiled in the Jeffrey Epstein scandal.Sharing his views on the matter in his latest column, Jeremy declared that even if Andrew is innocent, he will “make a hash of it” when he appears in court.The star penned: “If he’s innocent, he will feel aggrieved and angry and will want to stand there in court, telling everyone who’ll listen. “But he’s Andrew. He has the PR skills of a wasp and the intelligence of a ­dishwasher.

Jeremy Clarkson, 61, has seen some setbacks in the planning of his Diddly Squat farm shop, which opened in 2020. In April 2021, it emerged that the former Top Gear star had lost a planning permission appeal on the basis that the materials used to build the store were not “visually harmonious”.In a bid to homogenise his property with the traditional Cotswold structures in the surrounding area, Jeremy has now changed the green steel roof on the shop.On Tuesday, the material was swapped with Cotswold tiles, according to MailOnline.According to a source who spoke to the aforementioned outlet, Jeremy had attempted to keep the steel roof.The council insider said last April: “As the application has been refused he will have to change it.”Jeremy has faced fierce opposition from locals in the West Oxfordshire area since starting his venture there.His farm was recently blamed by a local villager after she was late for a medical appointment.The area experienced an increase in footfall and traffic last month ahead of its two-month closure.A local resident hit out about traffic chaos around the Chipping Norton estate, blaming it for a delay in getting to an appointment.The villager has claimed the Diddly Squat Farm Shop caused "complete chaos”.The unnamed female told Oxford Mail: “It is complete chaos – I was 20 minutes late for a doctor’s appointment due to queues.“They have parking management on the entrance of Clarkson’s farm who are instructing cars to park on the road.“The cars parked to go on for more than a mile.

JEREMY Clarkson has trademarked his iconic Clarkson's Farm catchphrase as he hopes to cash in ahead of the upcoming second series. The former Top Gear star saw huge success on the launch of his Amazon Prime Video farming series, which saw him get to grips running Diddly Squat Farm. Jeremy, 61, is now getting busy trademarking some of the catchphrases he became known for throughout the series.

Clarkson’s Farm presenter Jeremy Clarkson posted a picture of long-time girlfriend Lisa Hogan to the Diddly Squat Farm Shop Instagram account today. In view of their 703,000 followers, the star shared a snap of Lisa looking glam in a swimsuit and bucket hat.Lisa, 48, showed off her long legs and stunning curves in a black and white patterned swimming costume, featuring a busty cut-out section.The star could be seen posing in a dark green bucket hat with one hand in the air and the other on her hip.Jeremy, 61, jokingly captioned the photo: “A old lady in an hat”.

Jeremy Clarkson, 61, has big plans for his farm Diddly Squat, but sadly it seems the sleepy village of Chadlington has other ideas.The Grand Tour star has run into numerous issues from opposing villagers, most recently for his proposed farm café, that was scuppered by a planning subcommittee - but he's not giving up.Jeremy prides himself for playing outside the rules, and vowed he would continue to fight to diversify farming to help his fellow agricultural workers that are struggling due to rules set out by local governments.In his latest column for The Times, he launched a scathing attack on those who tried their hardest to get his case thrown out - and succeeded - but not for long.After he spent thousands turning an unused lambing barn into a small, wood 'n' sawdust café, Jeremy was perplexed when planning permission was refused, despite having the backing from numerous organisations, including the parish council, Thames Valley Police, Oxfordshire county council's transport division, West Oxfordshire district council's drainage division, their environmental health people and their business development department."Other farmers in the area pledged their support too, which isn't surprising as I'd be paying rather more than what they could get selling their pork and vegetables and chickens to the supermarkets," he joshed.Of course there was opposition, but the job looked a good'n until he received the bad news.He penned: "The fateful meeting where this happened was held in a puscoloured room at the headquarters of the West Oxfordshire district council, in Witney."Inside there was a lot of press, an angry rich couple from my local village and, facing the local civil servants and minute-takers, ten councillors from the