Jeremy Clarkson posts annual A Level results day tweet and the Internet has the perfect response

Holly Jones Set in Costa da Caparica, Portugal, amidst the 2008 economic crisis, “Vanda” – which screened at Berlin Film Festival’s European Film Market – tells the true-to-life story of distressed hairdresser turned unlikely criminal Dulce Caroço.Our titular character, played by Gabriella Barros (“Al Berto”), is introduced as she lies on the floor, vacant-faced, smoking a cigarette. Moments later, we see her doused in disguise, a blond wig and oversized sunglasses.In this hour-long, crime-heist episodic, created by Patrícia Müller (“Madre Paula”) and directed by Simão Cayatte (“A Viagem”), Vanda goes from surviving to destitute in a matter of scenes.

Amanda Holden marked her birthday this year with a stunning snap of herself clad in just a bra.The Britain’s Got Talent star looked fabulous in a new Instagram post shared with her 1.8 million followers today as she said turned 51 in style.Sharing a picture of herself against a black background, the star simply penned: “Hello 51.”In the snap, Amanda could be seen ruffling her wavy hair as she looked fierce for the camera.The TV star wore nothing but a bra for the shot, which she complemented with some curtain diamond earrings that boasted a diamond-encrusted heart shape as the centrepiece.She paired the statement jewel with a dainty necklace and a bangle.A post shared by Amanda Holden (@noholdenback)Amanda’s makeup showcased her stunning features, with long eyelashes and a nude lip paired with a light contouring.Fans and friends of the Heart Breakfast host rushed to the post’s comments section to wish her a happy birthday.TV presenter James Stewart said: “Happy birthday you absolute beaut!“Can’t wait to catch up next week.”Television personality Sara Khan typed: “Happy Birthday Beautiful lady! Looking amazing.”Instagram user The_holdenites penned: “Happy birthday sweetie!“You are so incredible and gorgeous. Be yourself all the time.”Mrmusels added: “Many happy returns Amanda.“You look absolutely gorgeous sweetheart.“I hope you have most blessed happy day.

Prince Andrew has settled his US civil sexual assault case with Virginia Giuffre out of court.This has led to a mix of opinions around the world, with Good Morning Britain's Alex Beresford calling the situation to be "covered in batter and grease".Alex posted a picture yesterday evening of the country's main newspapers, with each front page being about Prince Andrew and the out-of-court settlement.He captioned the post in view of his 247,500 followers: "‘Today’s news is tomorrow's chip paper’ Perhaps not in this case?"However, this story is covered in batter and grease."Many social media users took to the comment section to express their view on today's newspapers and the Prince Andrew situation.Tiredmammy21 said: "Who's at fault? Him for paying for something he said he didn't do or her for accepting?"If it was me I would want to face my abuser in court."Madpantha added: "If you're guilty, why pay millions to stop the trial?"If you're telling the truth, why accept a payout?"JunieCam commented: "She's taking the money.

Jeremy Clarkson couldn't help but make a savage dig at his former employer BBC during the intense show. Jeremy said to Christopher: "This is great television by the way."Whatever is on the BBC right now has had it."The former Top Gear star went on to let out a sinister laugh.When Jeremy asked Christopher what he was going to do with the prize, he said: “Visit a lot of places I’ve never been before.”Host Jeremy was joined by contestant Katie Chambers during the second half of the episode.After using one lifeline on an earlier question, the contestant came stuck when asked the following question: “The flute belongs to which section of an orchestra?”Answers were: A.

Jeremy Clarkson, 60, is widely known for being a car enthusiast on shows such as Top Gear and The Grand Tour, but he dived into running his own farm ahead of his new solo show I Bought The Farm last year.

In his column for The Times, he wrote: “Britain is becoming very bitter for some reason.“Last weekend I went to the paper shop and remembered most of the things I now need for such a trip: spectacles, phone, hearing aid, tin of boiled sweets, gazetteer and a list of the papers I like to buy when I arrive. But I forgot my mask.“In the olden days, when there was Enid Blyton and local bobbies gave apple scrumpers a clip round the ear, people would have forgiven a 60-year-old for making such a mistake.

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Jeremy Clarkson has revealed he was verbally abused by an angry shopper after he forgot to wear a face mask when he went out to pick up groceries.

Jeremy Clarkson has revealed he was verbally abused by a man after he forgot to wear a face mask while visiting his local shop.

Jeremy Clarkson, 60, today claimed “Britain is becoming very bitter” after he was accosted on the way to his local shop by a stranger.The TV presenter recalled forgetting to pack his mask, and was expecting to be “forgiven” for the simple mistake, however instead he faced a barrage of “profanities”.He wrote in his column for The Times: “Britain is becoming very bitter for some reason. “Last weekend I went to the paper shop and remembered most of the things I now need for such a trip: spectacles, phone, hearing aid, tin of boiled sweets, gazetteer and a list of the papers I like to buy when I arrive.

Jeremy Clarkson has given a sad update after buying a 1,000-acre Oxfordshire farm.The Top Gear favourite said he had the postmortem results, in his latest column.The 60-year-old has said goodbye to Wayne Rooney, one of his Suffolk rams named after the Derby County footballer.The presenter suggested a minute's silence for the animal, as he revealed it had fathered 72 lambs.Jeremy bought Diddly Squat Farm, located near Chadlington in west Oxfordshire, back in 2009.Since then he has given regular updates on his efforts, after being told by an expert that it was "the s****iest land he’d ever seen".Writing in The Sun, Jeremy started: "If you are holding a sporting event this week and you need an excuse to have a minute's silence before the match

Paddy McGuinness has played Jeremy Clarkson at his own game with his A-Level results tweet.Presenter Clarkson, 60, is known for his annual A-Levels gag where he shares his own poor results and contrasts them with his current success.This year, the Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? host wrote: “A level results not great? Don’t worry, I got a C and 2 Us and I’m currently building a large house with far reaching views of the Cotswolds.”However, McGuinness, 47, couldn’t help but poke fun at Clarkson by goading him about his former role as Top Gear presenter.“A level results not great?” he told his 497.6k followers, “Don’t worry, I got a C and two Us and I’m the host of the world’s biggest motoring show, Top Gear.”He then added: “Some lovely

downgraded more than a third of students’ grades in England, according to data from regulator Ofqual.Tinie has offered cash prizes to pupils who had scored top grades, while assuring those that did not do as well as they hoped ‘it’s not the end of the world’.Taking to Twitter, the rapper wrote: ‘Good luck to everyone getting their A-Level Results today.‘If you didn’t get the results you were expecting or into the uni u hoped don’t sweat you can appeal if your mock results were better.GOOD LUCK TO EVERYONE GETTING THEIR A LEVEL RESULTS TODAY. IF YOU DIDNT GET THE RESULTS YOU WERE EXPECTING OR INTO THE UNI U HOPED DONT SWEAT YOU CAN APPEAL IF YOUR MOCK RESULTS WERE BETTER.

Jeremy Clarkson has told his fans to ignore their bad A-level results as he failed and is still rich.Every year without fail Jeremy takes to his official Twitter account to remind his young fans that A-levels do not "define them" and that he, and many others, have found success even with "bad" grades.Informing his fans that it is in fact possible and not the end of the world, he tweeted a message out to his 7.2million fans to remind them.He tweeted: "A-level results not great? Don’t worry, I got a C and two Us and I’m currently building a large house with far reaching views of the Cotswolds."Jeremy continued in a second tweet: "And I didn’t even get the chance to insist the government gave me three As instead."Following his first tweet,

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Jeremy Clarkson has been mocked for boasting about his wealth in an annual tweet he posts every A-Level results day.As hundreds of thousands of students prepared to find out which grades they’d received, many celebrities – including Davina McCall, Gordon Ramsay and Richard Osman – sent well wishes and messages of luck to the school leavers among their Twitter followers."Robin Williams tears into Donald Trump in resurfaced 2012 stand-up clip-.mp4""Jason Derulo knocks out Will Smith's teeth in golf prank""Sideman quits Radio 1Xtra over BBC's use of n-word""Robin's Wish trailer""Trailer: Surviving Jeffrey Epstein""Euphoria: Season One - trailer""The Clock Starts Ticking This May - 24- LIVE ANOTHER DAY - FOX BROADCASTING""I'm A Celebrity 2020

we’ve seen him share some low key humblebrags about his rented French chateaus, his Range Rovers, and his yachts, in an effort to ease the stress of students who might not have got the marks they expected.Today? We’re back on the house wagon, as he bragged about his latest real estate development in the country, where he is running the Diddly Squat Farm in the Cotswolds.He tweeted on Thursday morning: ‘A level results not great? Don’t worry, I got a C and 2 Us and I’m currently building a large house with far reaching views of the Cotswolds.’Oh, that wasn’t it though, as he seemingly levelled a dig in the direction of the government in the process.He went on: ‘And I didn’t even get the chance to insist the government gave me three As

Jeremy Clarkson left fans rolling their eyes with his annual boast about flunking his A levels on results day.

Jeremy Clarkson branded the answers provided by the Who Wants to Be a Millionaire audience as "irritating" during tonight's episode.The 60-year-old presenter was joined by optometrist Helen in the studio, as she managed to make it to £64,000 without a hitch.Impressed by her performance, Jeremy confessed he was "of a tingle all of a sudden," anticipating a big win.He added: "Now here we are really heading up the board!"Unfortunately, a question about sugary treats threw a spanner in the works, as Helen was forced to turn to her "ask the audience" lifeline.The question read: "The city of Lubeck is renowned for main which product that was awarded EU protected states in 1996."Four options were listed below – nougat, butterscotch, marzipan and

Jeremy Clarkson, 60, took a swipe at the WAG’s mass of luggage in his recent column.He wrote: “I was happy to see that Coleen Rooney has found time in her busy schedule to head off for a summer holiday in ­Barbados.“But I couldn’t help noting in the pictures that she was travelling with about 500 extremely large suitcases.”Querying her decision, the former Top Gear star added: “Why? It’s not like she’ll need an anorak or any scarves.Debbie McGee opens up on ‘unsure times’ as she shares ‘sad' news“Perhaps she thinks they don’t have washing machines in Barbados.“Or maybe she thinks we’ll give a damn if she appears on the beach for two days running in the same bikini.”Coleen has been giving her social media followers an insight into the

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