Jeremy Clarkson was mauled and battered on his farm by sheep with the strength of Jean-Claude Van Damme. The former Top Gear presenter-turned-farmer compared the sheep to the Belgian movie tough guy while trying to shear the animals.Jezza, 60, who had two expert shearers on hand, said: “Job one is to capture a sheep, turn it upside down and drag it on its buttocks into the shearing area.“This is not possible because sheep do not want to be turned upside down and dragged about on their buttocks.“And they are very strong.
Imagine turning Jean-Claude Van Damme upside down and dragging him into a salon to cut off his mullet.“You could explain as much as you like that he’d be better off without it, but you wouldn’t get anywhere.
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