How your zodiac sign will die, as per an astrologer
nypost.comCancer author and cultural critic Hunter S. Thompson who lived by his own rules and died by his own hand, “Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming “Wow!
What a Ride!”In celebration of that joy ride and in respect to our universal, inevitable demise, we bring you a list of probable causes of death for each sign in the zodiac.
This guide is meant to be satirical and is intended for entertainment purposes only. Read on and live long. This fire sign dies by swinging a baseball bat so hard they rupture their internal organs a la Aries slugger Jim Creighton, who hit a home run that sent him straight into the dirt.
This sign is hard pressed to ignore a dare or pass up a wager as was the case for probable ram Sergey Tuganov who suffered a fatal heart attack after betting a pal 4K he could have sex for twelve hours straight.
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