Woman calls police after thinking she was cooking a human penis bought from store
dailystar.co.ukThe Daily Star's FREE newsletter is spectacular! Sign up today for the best stories straight to your inboxA woman called the police after becoming concerned the meat she bought from a shop was a human penis.Lania Singfield, from Akron, Ohio, says she "wants answers" over what the mystery meat could be.Lania became suspicious about the phallic-looking meat she had purchased from a local supermarket.She had intended to buy turkey tails for dinner but upon closer inspection felt as though they looked like a penis.The woman had started cooking the "would-be member" but took them off of the heat and immediately called the police.Lania told the Akron Beacon-Journal: "It looked a lot more like a human penis than any other kind of meat."I hope it’s.
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