Ralf Little moans he hasn't had sex for four months because of coronavirus

IT’S the silver trainers that make Jason Pierce stand out from the crowd. When we hook up, his footwear is the only clue to his penchant for donning full metallic astronaut suits while going by the name of J. Spaceman.

Ukraine, sending a smoke cloud into the sky and turning night into day.

ED Sheeran created his No1 hit Shape of You at an extraordinary pace, his co-writer told the High Court yesterday. The singer was said to be a “whirlwind of ideas” when Steve McCutcheon met him for the first time to help on the 2017 single.

large Akita dog. The pair had attempted to pass by the animal on a ‘thin path in some woods’, the pooch launched itself at the couple, Manchester Evening News reports.The 39-year-old husband said: "As I passed the dog it went for my arm.

KATIE Price's got her new floral inking in Thailand to cover a heart tattoo she got after having a few too many in Miami back in 2017. The Only Fans favourite, 43, was snapped going under the needle while on holiday with boyfriend Carl Woods in Koh Samui.

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Roman Abramovich having been sanctioned by the UK Government, Chelsea cannot currently hand out contract renewals.There is immediate concern about those players who are nearing the expiry date of their current deals.It's been claimed the club can be sold if Abramovich can prove he will not benefit from doing so, but how long that could take remains unclear.And while the sanctions are in place until May 31, 2022 for now, no one can be sure if those will be extended as Russia continue to invade Ukraine.Therefore, there could be further ramifications on contracts at Stamford Bridge.With that in mind, here's every Chelsea player's contract expiry date.Antonio RudigerAndreas ChristensenCesar AzpilicuetaCharly MusondaSaul Niguez (End of loan)Danny Drinkwater (Currently on loan at Reading)Baba Rahman (Currently on loan at Reading)Jake Clarke-Salter (Currently on loan at Coventry City)Who do Chelsea need to tie down first when they can? Let us know in the comments section.N'Golo KanteJorginhoMarcos AlonsoRoss BarkleyKenedyThiago SilvaMarcus BettinelliBilly Gilmour (Currently on loan at Norwich City)Emerson Palmieri (Currently on loan at Lyon)Matt Miazga (Currently on loan at Alaves)Michy Batshuayi (Currently on loan at Besiktas)Nathan Baxter (Currently on loan at Hull City)Mason MountMateo KovacicChristian PulisicCallum Hudson-OdoiRuben Loftus-CheekEthan Ampadu (Currently on loan at Venezia)Tiemoue Bakayoko (Currently on loan at AC Milan) Kai HavertzReece JamesTimo WernerBen ChilwellHakim ZiyechEdouard MendyKepa ArrizabalagaMalang SarrConor Gallagher (Currently on loan at Crystal Palace) Romelu LukakuTrevoh ChalobahArmando Broja (Currently on loan at Southampton)

Chelsea only have one way to make money after the UK Government imposed sanctions on Roman Abramovich on Thursday morning.The Blues' only revenue stream will come through food and drinks sold on matchdays at Stamford Bridge - according to Rob Harris.However, it's believed that Chelsea only makes around £20,000 from food and drink sales on matchdays.And that figure is likely to go down as the Blues are unable to sell tickets for their games as part of the restrictions.As a result, season ticket holders, and fans with tickets purchased before March 10, will be the only fans permitted at Stamford Bridge.As well as losing revenue from ticket sales, Chelsea's club shop has also been forced to close due to the Blues not being able to sell merchandise.Fans were ushered out of the club shop at Stamford Bridge on Thursday morning as it was closed at around 11am.Chelsea's online store is also down with the message: "Due to the latest government announcement, the Chelsea Megastore Official Online Store shall be offline until further notice." What do you think of the sanctions against Chelsea? Let us know in the comments section Chelsea have also lost their partnership with mobile phone company Three.“In light of the government’s recently announced sanctions, we have requested Chelsea Football Club temporarily suspend our sponsorship of the club," a statement read."Including the removal of our brand from shirts and around the stadium until further notice.”

Doctor Who, film and stage, plus numerous TV judging stints, such as Dancing On Ice.The star turns 55 today (March 11), and will soon undertake a UK tour called I Am What I Am - From The West End to Broadway.He will also return as a judge on the upcoming second All Star Musicals special on ITV.However, John's career has been dogged with scandal over the years. The star has been very open about his past and defended himself against various claims, including that he exposed his genitals on-set and to radio hosts.Back in 2008, the Torchwood star apologised after exposing himself on a live BBC Radio 1 show.

MADONNA, 63, shocked fans and looked decades younger in her new Frozen music video remix, which came about 25 years after the original song's previous release. The official video for the remix of the hit 1997 single has been released on YouTube.

PETER Andre has called his dad his 'hero' in a series of touching posts after finally being reunited with his father. The Aussie singer, 49, is currently in Australia after being unable to travel home for two years due to the Coronavirus pandemic.

BritBox UK MD Will Harrison is to depart having led the streamer’s UK operation since its 2019 launch, as ITV gears up to roll out ITVX.

Chelsea stars were once booted off their own training ground in order to make room for school children on their lunch break despite being in Champions League preparations.Before moving to the £20million Cobham base, which was officially opened in 2007, the club had trained at the Harlington training ground since the 1970s. Guy Poyet, who played for the club between 1997 and 2001, has now detailed how he enjoyed his time at Chelsea but explained how their time at Harlington would often be disrupted.Gus Poyet, speaking exclusively to Ladbrokes at the launch of its 5-A-Side bet on Chelsea v Newcastle, said: "We had a great balance at Chelsea, I really felt like there was a strong team spirit during my time at the club."We were great professionals who followed Dennis [Wise] - even as foreign players who were new to this country and the culture, we all knew that Dennis was our leader; he was our captain so we knew that we had to follow his example."The biggest shock for me at Chelsea was the training ground.

Celeste Barber had fans in stitches with her latest Instagram post.The social media star, who boasts 8.9million Instagram followers, is known for parodying celebrities online.And this time it was Kim Kardashian's turn to be in the firing line.Mum Celeste, 39, was seen taking on Kimmy K's bizarre bum-exposing snap which saw her flash her bare booty while letting a towel fall down.Kim, who was rocking a blank expression, paired this with a black bikini top and motorbike helmet as she posed in a tropical location.Sharing her version, Aussie star Celeste was seen looking unimpressed as she also bared her bum above a towel.She rocked a black bikini top too, and went for a kid's bike helmet on her head, which had fans giggling.Celeste's location wasn't quite as tropical either – as she posed in front of a garden plant and a brick wall!Captioning the post, Celeste wrote: "When your new boyfriend wants you to try something different."Fans were loving the cheeky parody, with the post racking up more than 529,000 likes.One exclaimed: "This woman makes me laugh my head off."While another quipped: "Who wore it better? Definitely @celestebarber."A third chimed in: "I don’t know how you keep a straight face doing these."While a fourth exclaimed: "Five stars for your helmet."This isn't the first time that Celeste has tried her version of a Kim Kardashian picture.She also took to Instagram last year to try out Kim's seductive pout pose while rocking a snakeskin-patterned string bikini.Her caption at the time read: "Strung ham but make it cute."Again, fans were loving the post, with it going down a storm.One fan told her at the time: "I love you Celeste.

Manchester United.PSG boss Pochettino suffered a huge blow this week as his side were beaten in dramatic fashion to be dumped out of the Champions League by Real Madrid.The Argentine is being linked with the vacant permanent managerial position at Manchester United.With Ralf Rangnick set to move into an upstairs role at the end of the season, several of the biggest names in management are being tipped to take over at Old Trafford.But Pochettino is thought to be one of those at the top of the club's wish list, along with Ajax coach Erik ten Hag.HAVE YOUR SAY! Would Pochettino be a good fit at Man Utd? Comment down belowAccording to The Athletic, Pochettino is showing signs that he is interested in taking over at United.It is claimed that the former Tottenham manager has asked his confidants about life in Manchester and the club structure at United in recent months.United are not thought to see the recent defeat to Real Madrid as too much of an issue with Pochettino, given PSG's history in the Champions League.Want to be on the ball with all of the latest football news?Well then sign up for the brilliant Daily Star football email newsletter!From the latest transfer news to the agenda-setting stories, get it all in your email inbox - don't miss a thing.It only takes a matter of seconds.Simply type your email address into the box at the top of this article and hit 'subscribe'.And that's it, job done.

OnlyFans models have been given a chilling warning as hackers are able to obtain their sensitive information to use against them, according to an online expert. Zach Featherstone of Gold Coast Internet Removals in Australia said believes glamorous creators are getting 'doxxed' because they haven't taken the correct precautions when it comes to online privacy.Doxxing occurs when someone's personal information is stolen and then used to harass, threaten or seek revenge on the victim.

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@WeatherNick xxx."Nick replied, with a short quip about “working next to a jukebox".He said: “If I wanted to work next to a jukebox…” followed by a red love heart. @Johnofladublin responded to Nick’s reply with: “Sounds like you’re in for an experience quite like no other this morning Nick! “Would you do requests Carol?” Carol then responded with a series of laughing emojis. The tweet and its responses were in full view of Carol’s 219,600 followers. Other fans were quick to jump on to the tweet and offer their thoughts, too. @Joursans wrote: “That's not so bad. “The other week I had the theme from the Muppet Show stuck in my head - so embarrassing!”Similarly, @Kelbacon penned: “Morning! Nicer than the one I've had stuck in my head for DAYS. “It's the one that goes, 'now I'm 60 years old'. I don't even know who sings it! What a dirge.” @Pete_Yeates penned: “Good morning Carol it's lovely to see on this morning just a shame that the weather not so nice for the weekend x.” @Delroydr said: “No worries.

It's safe to say Emmerdale fans were not in agreement when it came to their thoughts on the soap's latest episode.

A student claims to have eaten a Cadbury's Creme Egg that could have been worth £10,000 after not realising what it was.

Lord Alan Sugar whittled down his six remaining candidates in another dramatic episode of The Apprentice on Thursday night - ahead of the much-anticipated interview stages.