Man makes epic error with bargain eBay 'astro turf' - and wife can't stop laughing

Ferne McCann has been left gutted after a shock video of new boyfriend Lorri Haines emerged last week. In the footage, Lorri, 30, is seen topless while dancing and appearing to hold up two packets of an unknown substance. At one point a pal can be heard shouting, “No, no ket, no ket.” Lorri has denied taking drugs, saying he was just “joking about.” Ferne, 31, had previously gushed that she had finally met someone who has changed her “life forever” following a string of heartache.

Spencer Matthews has come a long way since his Made In Chelsea days. Once known as the bad boy who broke many an SW3 girl’s heart, the 33-year-old is now happily settled with wife Vogue Williams.The couple share son Theodore, three, daughter Gigi, 18 months, and have a third child – a boy – due in April. When OK! caught up with the star at the launch of his low/non-alcoholic drinks brand CleanCo’s collaboration with Swingers crazy golf, Spencer told us that between his business and fatherhood, he’s never felt so fulfilled.

Kerry Katona has opened up about her body insecurities, admitting she feels "really uncomfortable in her own skin". Writing in her new column, former Atomic Kitten star Kerry, 41, revealed she feels so bad that she cries in the mirror "every day". She also told how she's booked for a consultation to get her boobs checked out after having a breast reduction last year.

Gino D'Acampo has taken to Instagram to celebrate a very special occasion.MORE: See 10 rare photos of chef Gino D'Acampo's three childrenThe celebrity chef – a proud father of three – proudly marked his son Rocco's birthday on Monday, as he opened up the family photo album.WATCH: Gino D'Acampo snaps at Holly Willoughby in awkward This Morning momentGino, 45, shared two photos, including one throwback image which showed him throwing his then-toddler up into the air as he stood in the sea. The second snapshot was taken more recently and shows father and son together in the kitchen.READ: Gino D'Acampo's troubled past led him to get married - detailsMORE: Gino D'Acampo's mountainous home with wife Jessica is the perfect family retreatHe wrote in the caption: "Happy Birthday to my boy @roccodacampo … I remember when I used to be able to throw you in the air, now, you're taller than me…!"A post shared by Gino D’Acampo (@iamginodacampo)Gino shared two family photos in celebration of Rocco's birthdayGino, 45, has been married to wife Jessica since 2002, and together they share three children – Luciano, 19, Rocco, 17, and eight-year-old daughter Mia.READ: Gino D'Acampo sets record straight about 'restaurant liquidation' and reveals exciting newsMORE: Gino D'Acampo shares photos of rarely seen family members In a recent interview with HELLO!, he spoke about his children and the fact that his eldest son has followed his footsteps into the professional kitchen.

drug cartel has sent a chilling video message to a rival gang, threatening to "purge" a town of other criminals. The Jalisco New Generation Cartel (CJNG) are one of Mexico's largest drug trafficking organisations. Their latest narco message comes from the city of Uruapan in the state of Michoacan, where they are currently locked in a bloody drug war with Los Viagras, a cartel headed by gangster Nicolás 'El Gordo' Sierra Santana.The two groups have been fighting for control of the Tierra Caliente region for a number of years now, and in the latest video clip the CJNG appear trying to win over the region's residents.

Prince Charles was pictured smiling ear to ear at his 70th birthday celebrations three years ago.The Prince of Wales marked his special milestone with a family photo shoot alongside sons Prince William and Prince Harry, his wife Camilla, and daughter-in-laws Meghan Markle and Kate Middleton.Louis, George and Charlotte were also pictured in the joyous photo. The Royal Family looked extremely relaxed and happy but Royal biographers Omid Scobie and Carolyn Durand claimed the shoot was a tough one to get through.Quoting an unnamed source in book Finding Freedom, Scobie and Durand claimed the 70th birthday was actually a "nightmare" - but you wouldn't have known from the pictures.Prince William and Prince Harry allegedly made extremely little effort to set a date for the photoshoot.

Lucy Hale kept a low profile as she walked her small dogs Ethel and Elvis in Los Angeles on a chilly Monday.The 32-year-old actress wore a white fleece coat over a juniper green top with peacock blue textured leggings and blue and white sneakers.The Pretty Little Liars star wore a pair of dark sunglasses with round frames and kept her brunette locks under a Los Angeles Dodgers ballcap. She accessorized with multiple necklaces.

Twitter, who previously portrayed his love interest Jo Grant in the BBC show. #StewartBevan The most beautiful man poet actor screenwriter husband ❤️& father to @CoralBevan ❤️@Misswendybevan ❤️went on his awfully big adventure . He was the love in my life for many years on & off screen & our wonderful friendship continued to the end ❤️ pic.

One town in Greater Manchester is experiencing a boom in house sales, with homes selling quicker than ever.

Gallery: He said NO! Did you know these Hollywood ladies proposed to their men (BANG Showbiz)He said: "Working together, you find out who people are, when things get bad, we've been through a lot. "She’s a beautiful human being. I've leveled up in a big way, to be able to get inspired to make music and then to get to work alongside her, laugh with her, it’s been amazing.

READ MORE: Notorious gang members will serve a total of 151 years behind barsSteven Gerrard's eldest daughter Lilly-Ella Gerrard celebrated her 18th birthday with a glitzy party at Southport's Vincent Hotel, with DJs Anton Powers and Lee Morrison on the decks. Photos and videos on Instagram show a glitzy party at Southport's Vincent Hotel, with DJs Anton Powers and Lee Morrison on the decks, as well as a saxophone player. One snap showed Lilly with mum Alex and her grandmother Kim Clayton and many of her followers commented on how alike the three looked.

Video footage of a motorist riding dangerously close to a horse rider at high speed has sparked outrage.

Love Island star Kady McDermott has revealed she had planned to appear popular E4 show Celebs Go Dating, but didn’t quite make the cut. The 26-year-old rose to fame on series 2 of Love Island where she was coupled up with Scott Thomas, however, they broke up in 2017 one year after the dating show. Following that breakup, Kady has openly shared her on again/off again relationship with The Only Way Is Essex star Myles Barnett, but they confirmed last year it was all over for good, despite splurging on a mansion together.

Read more entertainment and lifestyle news here She paid tribute to Bevan by sharing photos of them together and wrote: "Stewart Bevan, the most beautiful man poet actor screenwriter husband and father to @CoralBevan @Misswendybevan went on his awfully big adventure. Video: The Chilling Moments Before And After The Murder Of Dr Gary Jenkins (Wales Online)Boris Johnson confirms end to free Covid tests and testing in schoolsA SHOCKING VIDEO SHOWS A GROUP OF YOUTHS CAUGHT DANGEROUSLY PLAYING ON RAILWAY TRACKS.

BBC Strictly Come Dancing star Saffron Barker has been rushed to hospital in Brazil. The celeb has been taken to medics after being left in agony with a debilitating ear infection. The 21 year old said: "I pretty much since day one of being here have had a really bad sore throat.

Video: Roman Kemp calls for more mental health awareness teaching in schools (Bang Showbiz)Rihanna is expecting her first child with boyfriend A$AP Rocky!Heidi Klum was excited to meet Prince Andrew at one of her Halloween partiesMichelle Williams opted out of starring in movie inspired by ex-fiance Heath Ledger’s deathMeghan, Duchess of Sussex has to relaunch her lifestyle blog?No Way Home’s Blu-Ray is set to include 100 minutes of extra contentKristen Bell says sorry to fan after he watched her graphic sex scene with his motherDuke and Duchess of Cambridge to undertake Caribbean tour?Farrah Abraham felt 'suicidal' after her recent arrestGareth Southgate among those calling for Platinum Jubilee parties'I will always need you': Lily Collins pens moving tribute to dad PhilCamilla, Duchess of Cornwall, to take Meghan, Duchess of Sussex's theatre roleJane Foster may be getting her own Thor projectVincent D’Onofrio wants Kingpin in Spider-Man 4Princess Anne ‘disappointed’ she won't be attending Winter OlympicsPrince Harry to promote benefits of taking a break at lectureNick Cannon set to become a father for the eighth time?The celebrity’s runway makeup looks will be showcased on an array of recognisable models, specially selected by British model Leomie Anderson. The models include Drag Race UK’s A’Whora, YouTuber and Content Creator Nella Rose and models Kenza Boutrif, Eva Apio and Anderson herself.

Ant McPartlin and Declan Donnelly teamed up with the winners of Drag Race UK to perform their new charity song. The “angels of the north” transformed into their drag alter egos Lady Antoinette and Miss Donna Lee for the End Of The Show Show on Ant & Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway. Drag Race UK winners The Vivienne, Lawrence Chaney and Krystal Versace also appeared in the final performance, which was introduced by American drag queen RuPaul.

Channel 4 A Place In The Sun’s Jasmine Harman has shared her bloody injury after a brutal holiday accident. The 46 year old TV star has suffered a nasty mouth injury.

fashion week is about the designer’s vision, the mood and spirit of the brand and a conversation of how that mood will change in the seasons to come. The shows immerse buyers, press, influencers (and now, Tik Tok stars - many of whom appeared on several front row seats), in the brand’s vision, through the spectacle of a runway. For autumn/winter 2022, some designers have taken an optimistic outlook, casting off the drab loungewear of the pandemic and replacing it with glitz, glam and joie de vivre.

husband put down a 'green carpet' instead of astro turf in their garden.Pauline Tremble, 54, 'didn't have the heart' to tell Andy, 61, to get rid it after he unveiled his hard work in the garden.The couple from Irvine forked out for the material after bargain lover Andy spotted it on eBay.But it wasn't until he rolled it out that Pauline noticed it was 'rough as sandpaper' and feared someone might 'lose half a leg' if they fell on it.Pauline said: "I don't have the heart to tell him to lift it, he was so pleased with himself until he saw my face."He said it will look fine once he makes a set of wooden toadstools and a table and buys a dozen gnomes from poundland."It's probably listed as astro turf but you can see the colour of it, no grass