READ NEXT: Louis Walsh 'never wanted' Girls Aloud as he takes savage swipe at bandHe added: "To be fair to them the fuzz were very nice about it all but felt they had a duty to investigate."This involved me writing a statement explaining the context of the joke for them; I particularly enjoyed putting the words 'giant donkey d***' into a message to a police detective. "Charmed, and hopefully amused, the rozzers have decided to since close the matter."You'll be pleased to know that the joke, which I consider to be one of the best I've ever written, remains firmly and proudly in the show.
The tour continues til September unless I am jailed."The comedian is currently in the middle of a massive "MORE, MORE, MORE!
HOW DO YOU LYCETT? HOW DO YOU LYCETT?" tour. The 33-year-old started his run in his home town of Birmingham and will travel all around the UK and Ireland before finishing in September with two huge shows in the OVO Arena Wembley.Get the latest celebrity gossip and telly news sent straight to your inbox.
Sign up to our weekly Showbiz newsletter here.Joe will be part of a special TV show later this summer in Joe Lycett’s Big Pride Party.
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