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Gig venue bans crowdsurfing with amusing sign – and punishment is very X-rated

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READ MORE: Tesco bakery sign leaves shoppers laughing as they spot awkward spelling errorMorals in the mosh pit and general crowd may go out the window – and, it seems like this anonymous venue may have had a bit of an experience with this.A messy one, perhaps.Forget elbows in faces or claws for fingernails being used to clamber closer to the front, the act of crowd surfing gets an unusual punishment at this gig spot.Gone are the days of being given a warning or get kicked out, this typed out poster warned of something more extreme – but it may be more pleasurable than punishable.Instead of stating that crowd surfers will be ejected from the venue, it seems like they have accidentally mixed up the vocabulary.Taped to the wall, the note on A4 paper declared: “No crowd surfing.“You will immediately be ejaculated.”Now, that would be one hell of a gig to clean up.Having been posted on Twitter, a barrage of lads fled to the comments to share their excitement of the crowd surfing punishment – and plan to break the rules.One person questioned: “What kind of concert is this?!”Another person admitted: “Ay might go crowd surfing.”While a third user voiced: “Don’t threaten me with a good time.”Someone else giggled: “Hey guys so I'm going crowd surfing today!”Meanwhile, a fifth lad confessed: “I’ve never wanted to crowd surf before but now I can’t wait.”READ NEXT: B&M dog ornament looks ruder than intended – leaving dirty-minded Brits in stitchesBloke sends picture of dog dressed as Steve Jobs in red face inducing CV blunderFor more lifestyle stories, sign up to the free Hot Topics newsletter here..

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