‘Men pay us to spank them and drain bank accounts – they even want to be breast fed'

Stacey Solomon has confessed how emotional she feels following her wedding to Joe Swash last weekend.The Loose Women panellist, 32, and her TV presenter husband Joe, 40, tied the knot in front of their nearest and dearest at their Essex home of Pickle Cottage. Phones were not allowed on the day, which meant all the photographs were taken by professional Chelsea White, who captured gorgeous moments shared by the pair, their children and guests. Stacey has now taken to her Instagram stories to share a photo of their two wedding cakes – with one boasting two tiers.

“Hello, welcome to McDonald’s. Can I take your order, please?” I’m not ashamed to say that I’m at McDonald’s far more often than I’d like to admit to the bloke that runs my gym. But at the end of the day, if you’re short on time, cash and your hanger fuse is nearly burnt out, sometimes only a 99p mayo chicken will do. Okay, throw on some cheese bites and a medium Coke, too.

Manchester United face Atletico Madrid in Norway today in the first match of a La Liga double-header this weekend. This lunchtime's fixture at Oslo's Ullevaal Stadium is followed tomorrow afternoon by a match against Rayo Vallecano at Old Trafford.

It almost became Pep Guardiola's party trick towards the end of last season; no matter how out of form Gabriel Jesus was, he would always start both games against Liverpool.

Khloe Kardashian and Kris Jenner took their love of Christmas to a whole new level as they arrived to a seasonal shoot on Wednesday, five months ahead of the holidays.The reality TV star, 38, and the Kardashian/Jenner matriarch, 66, were joined by Khloe’s daughter True, 4, and her brother Rob Kardashian’s 5-year-old toddler Dream.The family - famous for their extravagant holiday parties and annual Christmas cards - shot in Los Angeles for 'four hours', with True leaving the studio afterwards holding a pink Christmas ornament in her hand. Getting festive:Khloe Kardashian and Kris Jenner appeared to be gearing up for Christmas five months early, as they were seen arriving to a seasonal photoshoot on WednesdayKhloe - who's currently expecting the imminent arrival of her second child with ex-boyfriend Tristan Thompson, 31 - sported an all-black look, consisting of a tank top and sweatpants.

Duncan James has confessed he would be in a relationship with his best pal Denise Van Outen if he was straight. The former Big Breakfast presenter split from ex-boyfriend Eddie Boxshall back in January after seven years of dating when she discovered he had been sending intimate messages to other women behind her back.While the blonde bombshell was on the hunt for love, she dragged along the former Blue member to replace her ex-boyfriend on her sofa and join her on Celebrity Gogglebox.

Premier League actually holds better stats than legendary duo Virgil van Dijk and Nemanja Vidic.Titus Bramble, who turns 41 on Sunday, turned out for Ipswich Town, Newcastle United, Wigan Athletic and Sunderland during an unremarkable 13-year stint in the top-flight but, thanks to a one-off stellar 2008/09 campaign at the DW Stadium, he actually holds a claim as one of the Premier League's most underrated stars.Voted the Worst Premier League Player of the Year in 2004 by readers of the Guardian, Bramble's switch from Tyneside to Lancashire enabled him to outshine Vidic and van Dijk during their greatest seasons - so the stats would suggest.READ MORE: Win 2 tickets to watch England vs Germany in Nations League action at Wembley StadiumLiverpool man mountain van Dijk claimed the PFA Players' Player of the Year for his domineering displays during the 2018/19 season as the Reds romped to Champions League glory. But the Netherlands international still comes off worse when compared with Bramble's 2008/09 campaign.HAVE YOUR SAY! Who's the most underrated Premier League defender of all time? Let us know in the comments section.Bramble bettered the Kopite defender in blocks, interceptions, tackles and clearances whilst playing for a Latics side that finished the season 11th in the top-flight and didn't make it past the fourth round in either the League Cup or the FA Cup.When compared with Manchester United stalwart Nemanja Vidic it's the same outcome.

Cristiano Ronaldo has been slammed for “bullying” Manchester United into leaving the club this summer.The Red Devils ace handed in a transfer request last month but has been unable to secure a move away from Old Trafford. With the new Premier League season set to get underway next weekend, the Portuguese superstar’s future is still very much up in the air.United reportedly failed to convince Ronaldo to withdraw his transfer request this week, with The Times claiming crunch showdown talks with the club and agent Jorge Mendes failed to convince the 37-year-old to stay.

Paul Gascoigne is without a shadow of a doubt one of England's greatest ever players - but he's won many more trophies away from football.Gazza's legendary career really didn't have the achievements to match it. He retired in 2004 with an FA Cup from his time at Tottenham and two Scottish Premierships, a Scottish Cup and a Scottish League Cup won during his Rangers spell on his honours list.But the midfield maestro had better luck with silverware after he hung up his boots and turned his attention to other sports.

A vulnerable Scots woman was left lying bleeding in the street after being attacked by an out-of-control German Shepherd despite begging the animal’s owner for help. Stephanie McGeough, who suffers from Addison’s Disease, was walking to her Clydebank home when the vicious dog lunged at her arm before sinking its teeth into her limb on March 11, 2021.

Here are your Manchester United morning headlines for Saturday, July 30.

Katie Holmes is gushing over daughter, Suri Cruise.

A Spanish prosecutor is reportedly set to seek a maximum of 8 years in prison and a $23 million fine against superstar singer Shakira for tax evasion, according to documents seen by Reuters.

Two teenage boys are in custody after a horrific murder of an elderly man in rural Alabama.

Kylie Jenner has been very active on social media platform TikTok.And the mother of two shared two more videos to her account - this time with mom Kris Jenner.Kylie, 24, danced up a storm with Kris, 66, with a song about the Kardashian/Jenner momager. Having fun:Kylie Jenner has been very active on social media platform Tik Tok.

WWE superstars Bianca Belair and Montez Ford have a cute-meet story, though it almost never happened because Ford was a little hesitant to get the ball rolling!The loving couple invited ET's Rachel Smith to their Orlando home where they spoke about their adorable love story (#goals), the possibility of expanding their family and how they want to celebrate their next wedding anniversary. Ford's the first one to admit that it was Belair who took initiative, even if there was mutual interest.«It was a mutual thing, but I was the one that was kinda, like, a little hesitant and she, you know, like always, took the lead,» Ford says.Belair still remembers the first words that came out of her mouth when she laid eyes on his Adonis-esque 6-foot-1, 230-pound frame.«The first time I saw him,» Belair recalls, «I was telling my friends, 'Ooh, that is a beautiful man.

The body of a mom of three was found in a trash can floating along Buffalo Bayou this month after telling her father she’d been threatened.

LOVE Island fans were all left scratching their heads after Gemma Owen claimed to be "excited" about her final date with Luca Bish. Viewers were bemused by the comment, as they felt Gemma did not sound the slightest bit "excited" about their trip outside of the villa with her man.

Derek McInnes reckons Kilmarnock are in for a fan-tastic season if they can tap into the club’s incredible support.

"Kardashians" star Kris Jenner, 66, is having a good day. Kim Kardashian shared a video of her mother using her "SKNN BY KIM" products that shows the Momager of six stripped down to a makeup-free look before bedtime.  Jenner received overwhelmingly positive compliments, including one that says she looks 40 years old.

MMA star took intimidation to new heights by ripping out his tooth during a face-off.Jeremy Williams yanked out one of his teeth and proceeded to stamp on it ahead of his third professional fight. The 27-year-old was gearing up for his bout with rival Bryan Arocho at the Caribe Royale Resort in Orlando when he did the unthinkable.And he shocked MMA fans with the unprecedented move, leaving supporters who were there firsthand and those at home completely stunned.