Lionel Messi finally nets first PSG league goal with sublime curling strike

extended hiatus to accommodate NBC’s Winter Olympics coverage, with former “SNL” writer John Mulaney hosting for the fifth time.The comic addressed his recent rehabilitation from cocaine addiction in his monologue.“It’s wonderful to be in a place that’s always emphasized sobriety and mental health,” he cracked, while discussing his recovery.In the lead skit, Mulaney played a monkey who presided over a civil case where a woman was mauled by a monkey, as lawyers Kenan Thompson and Cecily Strong appealed to the primate’s animal instincts to win the judge’s favor.The animal-related humor continued in a fake commercial as Strong and Heidi Gardner portrayed dog owners who got into a heated supermarket argument about the quality of their dog food. Mulaney played an impotent man who successfully pressured Gardner into spending $74 on a grass-fed poultry blend.One sketch lampooned the ever-evolving CDC mask mandates, as a group of politically correct people tiptoed around the effectiveness of mask-wearing at a dinner fraught with tension.“Did I have to dump my oldest friend just because he didn’t get a booster?” Mulaney asked, as his friends played by Thompson, Kate McKinnon, Aidy Bryant and Bowen Yang recoiled in horror.A video by the “Please Don’t Destroy” comedy group video imagined a new COVID-19 variant that only had wonderful side effects.

John Mulaney took to the Studio 8H stage over the weekend for his fifth time hosting, and the comic and new dad delivered a hilarious opening monologue about his tumultuous year.«For many, many reasons, I'm grateful to be here tonight. After a very complicated year, it is wonderful to be in a place that has always emphasized sobriety and mental health,» Mulaney joked at the start of his monologue, referring to 's notorious past.After recalling his intervention back in December 2020, he talked about going to rehab, «Which was a very good experience. I'm very grateful that I went.»«I was there for two months from December to February 2020.

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The line-up for U.K. festival Wireless has been announced today alongside the news that this year's event will take place across three locations with bills unique to each site. Headliners across the festival include Cardi B, Nicki Minaj, Tyler, The Creator, SZA, A$AP Rocky, J.

Kanye West has released 16 tracks of new album Donda 2. Unlike last year's Donda, and all of Ye's prior albums, Donda 2 is only available via the Stem Player, a device the rapper has created himself and made available for $200.

Antonio Conte has issued a warning to Manchester United and other top-four contenders days after he appeared to be on the brink at Tottenham.

Youngsters from Airdrie-based Lanarkshire Karate Academy claimed a huge medal haul from their trip to Belfast recently.

Bevis Mugabi says the secret of his success at Motherwell is being able to adapt to wherever boss Graham Alexander needs him.

Kate McKinnon’s long run on Saturday Night Live is starting to close in on some records.

Pep Guardiola says he will not give his Manchester City players a blueprint on how to deal with Lionel Messi when they face Paris St Germain tomorrow.

Manchester City host Paris Saint Germain on Wednesday knowing that a point will be enough to secure their place in the Champions League knockout stage.

Lionel Messi admits he has been 'impressed' by how well Cristiano Ronaldo has started life back at Manchester United this season.

Lionel Messi has heaped praise on great rival Cristiano Ronaldo for "adapting in an impressive way" since returning to Manchester United this season.Ronaldo secured a shock move back to Old Trafford on the penultimate day of the summer transfer window and has so far lived up to expectations on an individual note, scoring nine goals in the first 14 appearances of his second Red Devils stint.However, not even the Portugal superstar's homecoming has been able to inspire United on the pitch, with Ole Gunnar Solskjaer losing his job as manager on Sunday following their resounding 4-1 defeat away at Watford the evening prior.Not many expected the club to be in such a dire position when Ronaldo sealed a dramatic return back in August, but old

After two shocking Old Trafford defeats against our nearest rivals, it felt like life couldn't get any worse as a Manchester United fan - and then Saturday happened.

Lionel Messi is eager to stay at Paris Saint-Germain despite reports in the past week suggesting the Argentine was eyeing a return to Barcelona.Barca confirmed the signing of legendary former right-back Dani Alves last week, sparking speculation that Messi could also be tempted to re-join the Catalans under new manager and former teammate Xavi.Club president Joan Laporta added additional fuel to the rumours by stating that he would not “rule out” Messi nor midfielder Andres Iniesta’s return.But the 34-year-old talisman has since played down talk of re-signing for the Blaugrana by claiming he is “focused” on his PSG career.Speaking after Argentina secured their spot at the 2022 World Cup last week, Messi said: “Now it’s time to change the

Manchester City are ready to go toe-to-toe with Paris Saint-Germain as they attempt to secure top spot in their Champions League group, says midfielder Rodri.

Mauricio Pochettino is a passionate man, and his emotions appeared to get the better of him when he became frustrated by questions about Paris Saint-Germain's playing style.The former Tottenham manager is currently cruising in Ligue One, leading second-placed Lens by 10 points and PSG are currently on course to advance into the knockout stages after the Champions League.But after a summer transfer window which saw Lionel Messi, Gianluigi Donnarumma, Georginio Wijnaldum, Sergio Ramos, and Achraf Hakimi arrive at the Parc des Princes, the Argentine’s side are merely meeting expectations.The footballing world was agitating to see Neymar,Kylian Mbappe, and Messi in action for the Parisians, but the consensus so far is that their football has

Premier League often standing out as the best in world football, over the last 20 years there have been just two Ballon d'Or winners from it.That is in large part down to the dominance of Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo, but even before they emerged on the scene, English based footballers haven't been favoured.Only six have picked up the award since its inception in 1956, a tiny amount which could soon change.A massive 14 Prem stars feature on the 30-man shortlist for this year's event on November 29.But history has shown even the finest performances in the English top-flight can go unrewarded.

Barcelona’s president believes Lionel Messi could be set for a return to his boyhood club after refusing to “rule out anything.”The Argentine spent 21 years with the Catalan side, winning every trophy imaginable and shattering numerous records before he was forced to leave last summer due to the club’s dismal financial situation.Messi, 34, reportedly did not want to leave his beloved Blaugrana and cried at his farewell press conference before joining French giants Paris Saint-Germain.But Barcelona president Joan Laporta has now hinted that the magician may end up back at the Camp Nou before he calls time on his illustrious career.Messi’s PSG career has been a huge anti-climax so far, having missed pre-season with his new club and then

Manchester City have five players in the 30-man Ballon d'Or shortlist after a stunning 2021 saw them win the Premier League title and reach the Champions League final.

Paris Saint-Germain look set to ditch one of their striking superstars this summer as reports emerge revealing that the French giants have offered Neymar to his former club Barcelona.PSG currently boast the most star-studded forward line in world football after Lionel Messi linked up with Neymar and Kylian Mbappe this summer.But it now seems as though their time together will be short-lived with PSG seemingly struggling to afford having all three on their books.Mbappe is now in the final 12 months of his deal - meaning he is able to negotiate with teams from abroad in January over a free switch in the summer.PSG remain desperate to tie the 22-year-old down to a new deal, and it now seems as though they're willing to sacrifice Neymar to do