Horrified worker wakes up to find 'nonce' tattooed on his forehead after boozy session

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Daily Mirror reports.Edward only realised what had happened when he went upstairs and looked in the bathroom mirror.He said: “I couldn’t understand why I had all this ink on me, on my hands, everywhere."That’s when I looked in the mirror in the bathroom and I could see my head.”A set of male genitals were tattooed across Edward’s scalp, along with the word “nonce” in large capital letters.He added: “I can’t read or write and I didn’t know what the word said."But when I came back downstairs, everyone broke out laughing and giggling and calling me ‘nonce’.“They thought it was a big joke and they said they thought I had been asking for a tattoo.”Edward said he thinks he may have asked for the name of his girlfriend Joanne to be tattooed on.