Arsenal player had 'about 30 pebbles' stuffed inside his member by a team-mate after passing out drunk. Colin Pates, said to be "gifted" in the manhood department, had apparently fallen asleep on a sofa in the lobby of the Meon Valley Country Club, near Southampton, after a boozy session in the early 1990s.
And his Gunners team-mate Jimmy Carter seized the opportunity for a practical joke. READ MORE: Gazza's pal drove 7 hours to get mug as star couldn't sleep knowing it 'lost its mates'David Hillier, who was also part of the squad, told the Undr The Cosh podcast: In the reception at this time, Colin Pates has fallen asleep on a chaise longue. "This is our last night at the Meon Valley Country Club, and obviously they loved having us there."I don’t know how it’s happened, but in the morning Colin Pates wakes up on this chair - and Colin Pates had quite a…he was quite gifted in the old…department, right."But he had a lot of skin on the top of it, so Jimmy Carter decided he’d fill it. "You know those little balls you get that they put around artificial plants?
Like little f***ing marbles. He put about 30 of them in Patesy’s foreskin. So Patesy wakes up with this big heavy weight."And he’s laying in reception, everybody coming in the hotel has seen him.Read more on dailystar.co.uk