Clueless bloke launches crowdfunder after he repeatedly misses flights home from Ibiza

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Ibiza after flying out to the fabled party island on a whim.Dad of two Saz Ismail launched an online fundraiser to help him get home after he missed four separate flights due to his disorganised nature.“Im a walking disaster that shouldn’t be allowed to do such trips alone,” he says. “I need supervision”. READ MORE: Brit lads who went out for a pint end up in Ibiza with just their wallets and passportsSaz explains: "My friend Kane wanted to go out to Ibiza and was already out there.

He asked me if I wanted to go on the impromptu so I thought 'why not?' "I really like my House and Dance music scene and I had never been before so I thought it would be a good opportunity.The 36-year-old, who says he "shouldn't be allowed" to go on holiday on his own, missed one flight by five minutes and managed to book one that was taking off from the wrong Spanish Island altogether, reports Staffordshire Live.Another flight he'd managed to book would have flown into the entirely wrong UK airport."I went out there from East Midlands Airport on Tuesday last week," he says, "and was supposed to be there for three days."I spent three days out there and I went to see (DJ) Nathan Dawe.

He was performing in one of the clubs on the Thursday night and I was supposed to come back on the Friday”.But that didn’t quite happen.“I stayed out and I decided not to get the flight back on Friday night as I was out until about 4am<" Saz says.