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Queen Elizabeth's 70-year reign of the British Monarchy will be celebrated Sunday with the Big Lunch. Communities across the United Kingdom will sit down and share lunch with neighbors and friends to honor the queen.The Big Lunch is one of many events used to celebrate Queen Elizabeth II's Platinum Jubilee. It follows Silver, Gold and Diamond Jubilee celebrations in 1977, 2002 and 2012, which marked 25, 50 and 60 years on the throne.

Maybe it was only a matter of time now that cancel culture seems to be turning out to be what everyone said it would be (aka, nothing more than a temporary cultural scolding, at most)? In a bid to return to mainstream industry acceptance, comedian Louis C.K. has a new movie on the way and wants the film to get as wide a release as possible.

If you grew up in the 90s in Stockport, you’ll know about the roller skating rink in Hazel Grove. While it wasn’t a flashy affair - we skated around until exhaustion or until someone had a meltdown, and the child who’s birthday it was got handed a fiver from the owner - it was always a good time.

A wealth of famous faces have visited Buckingham Palace over the years, but a handful of stars have also behaved very cheekily while there. From stealing loo rolls to doing drugs, multiple celebrities have taken more than a few liberties during their visits to the iconic royal palace, in central London.

Prince Charles praised his "mummy" the Queen in a touching speech on Saturday evening, as he gushed over her historic 70 year long reign.The Prince of Wales, 73, was met with cheers of the 22,000 royal fans gathered outside Buckingham Palace as he thanked the monarch on behalf of "the whole world" for her incredible dedication to duty.The incredible live event was filled with live music from Rod Stewart, Duran Duran and sweet moments, including Prince George singing along to Rod Stewart and the Queen's surprise comic sketch with Paddington Bear. Royal Family members including Prince Charles, Prince William and Kate Middleton and Zara Tindall attended the event to watch the celebrations in aid of the monarch's historic Platinum Jubilee.

Great House Giveaway star Tayo Oguntonade has shared the dos and don'ts for navigating best and final house offers in the current seller's market. The mortgage expert, 29, bought his first house aged 22 and he now has a portfolio of properties as well as his successful online platform @brickzwithtipz.

Shawn Mendes, Camila Cabello, and Becky G each put on fiery shows at iHeartRadio's Wango Tango 2022 Festival on Saturday.The three in-demand entertainers - Shawn 23, Camila and Becky both 25 - electrified the stage during their sets at the annual extravaganza.Shawn made his appearance in an orange t-shirt, Camila bared her midriff in a crop top, and Becky showed off her legs in cutoff shorts.The stacked lineup also included performances by Charlie Puth, Latto, The Chainsmokers, and a host of others. Showstoppers: Shawn Mendes, Camila Cabello, and Becky G each put on fiery shows at iHeartRadio's Wango Tango 2022 Festival on SaturdayShawn commanded attention as he showed off his musicianship by expertly strumming his guitar as he belted out his hit songs.

The Jonas Brothers are in Las Vegas, playing a string of concerts as part of their residency at the Park MGM's Dolby Live theater.While in Sin City, Kevin, Joe and Nick joined others from the Jonas family to play host for the grand opening celebration of Nellie's Southern Kitchen on Saturday night.The three brothers' dad, Kevin Jonas, opened the Southern style restaurant initially in Belmont, North Carolina in 2016, as an ode to his grandmother Nellie.Now the family is opening an 11,000-square-foot restaurant at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas, just across from the Grand Garden Arena. Southern style food: Joe Jonas, Kevin Jonas, Nick Jonas Jonas joined family members for the grand opening celebration of Nellie's Southern Kitchen grand opening at the MGM Grand Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas, NevadaTo help in the promotion of the family's brand new restaurant, the three Jonas Brothers brought their star power to the opening celebration.Kevin, 34, stepped out on the red carpet dressed in brown khaki-style pants with a black t-shirt and black leather jacket.

Jessica Alba and her husband Cash Warren fully immersed themselves in the Pride Month festivities on Saturday afternoon.The couple were among the stars in attendance atPair of Thieves and Rocco's 'RISE WITH PRIDE' event, which was held atRocco's WeHo in West Hollywood.Jessica cut a stylish figure by pairing her studded motorcycle jacket with lavender high-waisted shorts and matching accessories. Allies:Jessica Alba and her husband Cash Warren fully immersed themselves in the Pride Month festivities on Saturday afternoon.The couple were among the stars in attendance at Pair of Thieves and Rocco's 'RISE WITH PRIDE' event, which was held at Rocco's WeHo in West HollywoodThe 41-year-old actress highlighted her flat stomach in a fitted black bodysuit and threw on a pair of sheer polkadot tights.She gave her petite frame a boost in a pair of black platform heels.

Ashley Greene cradled her growing baby bump on Saturday evening after grabbing dinner atCatch Steak LA in West Hollywood.The Twilight actress, 35, stunned in a sleeveless black maxi dress with a plunging neckline.Greene carefully strolled down the restaurant's steps in a pair of black peep toe heels and with a faux leather purse in hand. Mom-to-be:Ashley Greene cradled her growing baby bump on Saturday evening after grabbing dinner at Catch Steak LA in West HollywoodHer lightened brunette hair was parted to one side and styled in loose curls that cascaded down her back and chest.As for makeup, the Florida native rocked a glowy complexion and a generous amount of pink blush on her cheeks.She sculpted her eyebrows with a taupe brow pencil and doused her lips in a nude pink gloss.While waiting at the valet, Greene beamed in the direction of passersby and shutterbugs with her hand resting atop her bump.

Bachelor veteran JoJo Fletcher shared a new video from her collab with Cupshe on Wednesday.The star sizzled in the swimwear line as she reclined at a desert mansion complete with swimming pool and massive urns under the hot sun.'It has arrived! Cupshe x JoJo Fletcher is finally available now! Hope you guys love it as much as I do ✨#CupshexJoJo,' wrote the reality TV star in her caption. Glowing: 'I love all of the pieces we created and also love that the collection encompasses many different styles & "moods" if you will.

Keanu Reeves looked dapper as he arrived to the 2022MOCA Gala held at The Geffen Contemporary at MOCA in Los Angeles on Saturday night.The Matrix star, 57, was joined on the red carpet by his stunning girlfriend of four years, Alexandra Grant, 48.The annual soiree is a 'fundraising celebration'for the Museum of Contemporary Art, which is LA's 'only artist-founded' museum 'dedicated to collecting and exhibiting contemporary art.' Loved-up:Keanu Reeves looked dapper as he arrived with girlfriend Alexandra Grant to the 2022 MOCA Gala held at The Geffen Contemporary at MOCA in Los Angeles on Saturday nightKeanu rocked a classic black suit that he styled with a white dress shirt and a multi-colored striped tie.His long raven hair was tucked behind his ears and he sported his now signature scruffy beard and mustache. The John Wick actor completed his red carpet look with some brown leather dress shoes.He held hands with Alexandra during their time in front of shutterbugs before heading inside the star-studded event.

Read more: Everything happening over the Queen’s Platinum Jubilee weekend in Hull and East YorkshireThe Royal CharterYou don't get more historic than a document written on animal skin with a quill pen made from either a goose or swan using ink made from iron sulphate, gum and fungal growths found on oak trees formed where wasps lay their eggs. Back in 1299 they were the staple ingredients of a Royal Charter. Hull's first Royal Charter from that year formally confirmed King Edward I's ownership of the town, having previously paid the princely sum £103 to the monks of Meaux Abbey to acquire all their land and property in a settlement known until then as Wyke.

Daily Star Sport takes a look at football's maddest nights out, starting with Carroll's 17-hour stag do. The former Newcastle man, who had been on a 17-hour boozy stag do with his pals in Dubai, was said to be in "no state to do anything" after he ended up in bed with bar manager Taylor Jane Wilkey, who denied anything had happened and that Carroll had not expressed any intent to do so.Wilkey posed for pictures with Carroll in a hotel suite at the end of the night, after meeting the footballer and his other 12 mates at a bar where Carroll is believed to have splashed close to £30,000 on their 17-hour bender.

Elvis quiff was king.In fact, if you'd walked into this hair salon you'd have felt like you were stepping back in time to the 1950s.Everything remained perfectly intact, just as it would have back in the day - from the neatly laid out cans of hairspray and sets of curlers, to the tubs of Brylcreem, straight razors and scissors. Even the gowns still hung on door hooks as though ready to be worn, while a wireless radio sat in the corner waiting patiently to be turned back on.

Bayern Munich star Robert Lewandowski could quit the Germany giants for just £20million this summer due to the ultra-rare 'Webster rule'.The Polish hitman has just one year remaining on his current deal in Munich and is desperate to quit the Allianz Arena this summer to seal a dream switch to Barcelona. However, Bayern have no intention of losing their star striker a year early and are determined to stand their ground and keep their man.

Instagram page to show her 190,000 followers what she looked like nearly a decade ago before getting her tattoos.And they were left shocked by her transformation. The German OnlyFans star posted three pictures in the post.

Manchester City striker Liam Delap enjoyed a memorable 2020/21 campaign.

A single mum struggling with her disabled daughter's energy costs says she is 'lying on a knife-edge' over soaring prices.

BBC presenter Deborah James has spent her last days campaigning to raise awareness about her cancer battle.She was diagnosed with bowel cancer in 2016 and has now moved back in with her parents in Woking to spend her last days.Deborah, 40, has stayed positive about her cancer battle and joked that she refused to die over the Queen's Platinum Jubilee weekend. She cheekily added that she didn't want former senior royals Prince Harry and Meghan Markle's return to the UK spoiling her moment.

After a night's break, the Britain's Got Talent final is finally here. In the last week fans of the ITV talent show have been treated to five live semi-final shows as the acts were whittled down.