Susannah Constantine, 60, ended up in sex swing around grunting punters at kinky club

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READ MORE: NTAs wardrobe blunders – Judy Finnigan bra flash, no undies and Maisie Smith dress slipShe explained: “A very comfortable-looking hammock hung from the ceiling in one of the grottos, tempting and unoccupied.“I hoisted myself into it and let my legs dangle either side, swinging myself to the beat.”But she got more than she bargained for when a couple of punters arrived and performed sex acts beside her.Susannah, 60, said: “Two harnessed men arrived, opened their flies and began stroking themselves behind me.“They weren’t embarrassed and strangely nor was I – just grateful to rest my tired feet for a minute or two.“When their grunts rose above the music, I politely excused myself and moved on.“It’s funny how the human mind can process the extreme and make it palatable.

Normal, even.”She added: “The penny finally dropped. I realised that, like everybody in the playground, they’d just been waiting for their turn on the swing.“Jason thought my faux pas was hilarious – a fact about which I was surprisingly cross.“I was therefore very pleased to be spotted by a group of German autograph hunters at the bar. ‘Hey, you are Susannah from Susannah and Trinny, no?!’”For more of the latest showbiz news from Daily Star, make sure you sign up to one of our newsletters here.Turning 60 hasn't slowed Susannah down any, either, and even headed out on a wild swimming spree back in 2020 wearing a skimpy blue swimsuit.With her hair swept back in a bun and a pair of swimming socks on her feet, Susannah looked prepared to dive straight into the icy lake for a refreshing bout of exercise.Adding the hashtag "wild Susannah," she wrote the simple caption: "Joy."She later wrote: "Any glow is coming from the inside!