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Cristiano Ronaldo greeted Antony’s debut goal for Manchester United with a wide-stretched grin and a round of applause.The Portuguese ace has had to acquaint himself with the United substitutes’ bench ever since Erik ten Hag took up the reins at Old Trafford. Ronaldo has not been named in the starting eleven since the Red Devils’ horrific 4-0 away defeat to Brentford.As has been the case for the last three matches, Ronaldo was out of Ten Hag’s first eleven for United's 3-1 victory over Arsenal.

A driver was taken to hospital on Sunday morning (September 4) after a crash on the M60 near Worsley. The incident, near Junction 13, involved one vehicle but obstructed lanes causing congestion.

Amir Khan offered a terrifying insight into what it’s like to step into the ring with Canelo Alvarez.The former World Champion was knocked out in the sixth round against the iconic Mexican fighter during a fierce Las Vegas bout in 2016. Alvarez retained his WBC middleweight titles with one spectacular punch in the sixth round that completely floored the Olympic Silver medalist.Despite the result, Khan earned an awful lot of respect as he had to put on a sizeable amount of weight to even reach Alvarez’s bracket.

Liverpool duo Harvey Elliott and Fabio Carvalho have been criticised for their ‘gun’ celebration 10 days after Olivia Pratt-Korbel was shot dead in Merseyside. Carvalho sparked jubilant celebrations at Anfield when he struck home a 98th minute winner to secure a 2-1 victory over Newcastle United.

missiles, with one saying "I dare you" and another branded Vladimir Putin's army "drunken tools".Military commander and MP Andrey Gurulev appeared on Kremlin state TV earlier this week and said hypersonic missile strikes should be used to “wipe out the British Isles”. The lieutenant general, who served as a Russian tank commander, said that rather than leading to full-scale world war, this would halt the Ukrainian conflict and bring victory to Putin.

Cristiano Ronaldo reportedly approached interim Manchester United boss Ralf Rangnick last season to call for captain Harry Maguire to be dropped - but the defender wasn't in the room for the secret meeting. United endured a difficult campaign last season, with manager Ole Gunnar Solskjaer getting sacked in November before Rangnick failed to guide them to a top four spot, meaning the Red Devils missed out Champions League qualification and will instead be playing in the Europa League.The return of Ronaldo was also a major talking point, with the forward returning to Old Trafford after 12 years away.

Neighbours heard screeching tyres and loud bangs moments before Ashley Dale, 28, was found lying 'unresponsive' in her backyard, an inquest has heard. The environmental health officer was pronounced dead in hospital after a gunman forced open her front door and opened fire 'indiscriminately' on August 21.

Rio Ferdinand believes that being named captain in Manchester United's previous two matches had a positive impact on Bruno Fernandes.

A woman has taken to social media to share her distress after inviting her friend to stay at her house whilst she was away - only to return to rubbish under the beds and sofas, urine on the toilet seats, a significant amount of food and drink consumed and chips on the recently painted staircase hand rail.

Chelsea midfield ace Mason Mount admitted he was “gutted” when now West Ham United captain Declan Rice was released from the Blues’ academy.Mount, along with Reece James, is heralded as being one of the biggest successes to emerge from the Blues’ academy since John Terry. However, as Rice found out the hard way when he was still young, many young Blues’ prospects are released and sent to find new teams.Rice was released from the Blues’ famed academy when he was only 14-years-old and went on to join West Ham, where he has become one of the best defensive midfielders in the world.

Scott McTominay has lauded Manchester United's signings of midfielder Casemiro and defender Lisandro Martinez this summer.

Bruno Fernandes has urged Manchester United's dressing room to maintain high standards for the rest of the season.

Southampton wasn't nearly as emphatic or impressive as their win over Liverpool five days ago, but getting three points is all Manchester United will care about, and rightly so.Bruno Fernandes' sumptuous volley opened the scoring for the Red Devils, crucially breaking the deadlock after a lacklustre first half display. Just like against Liverpool, United were under the cosh for much of the second period, though managed to hold onto their lead.Here, Daily Star Sport runs through the three things Erik ten Hag got right at St Mary's as United climb back into the top half of the Premier League.READ MORE: Antony slams Ajax in incredible interview demanding they let him join Man UtdHe'd have been mad not to! After the scintillating performance his players produced against Liverpool, every single one of them deserved to start this afternoon.Ten Hag made some big calls on Monday, namely dropping Cristiano Ronaldo and captain Harry Maguire, and he stuck to his guns again today, opting for the same youthful exuberance that so fluidly opened up Jurgen Klopp's side up on Monday.It wasn't the best of team performances, but the likes of Jadon Sancho, Marcus Rashford, Anthony Elanga and Lisandro Martinez are all looking fitter, sharper and happier - and they've got Ten Hag's faith in them to thank for that.Sum up Manchester United's performance today in one word in the comments section below.United didn't splash £60million on Casemiro just to leave him on the bench! Ten Hag might have been wise to keep an unchanged side, but he was wiser still to realise when the game needed the Brazilian's energetic tenacity and defensive astuteness.With the visitors holding on to a narrow 1-0 lead, Casemiro was introduced.

The day after the murder of nine-year-old schoolgirl Olivia Pratt-Korbel, bosses at a nearby community centre didn't know what to expect. "We wanted this place to be here for the community during this time," said Liverpool councillor Peter Mitchell, who is also chief executive of the Big Help Project, the charity which operates The Drive centre.

Erik ten Hag has named an unchanged Manchester United team for Southampton because he wanted to show trust in the players that started against Liverpool.

KSI will make his highly anticipated return to the boxing ring with not one but two fights.The rapper will go head-to-head with professional boxer Luis Pineda before then clashing with fellow musician Swarmz, who was brought in to replace Alex Wassabi. But KSI has one weakness that he doesn’t want his opponents to know about: insects.He is terrified of anything creepy-crawly.

marry a man serving a 24-year sentence for murder has explained why she’s now decided to leave him.Naomi Wise fell for Victor Oquendo – nicknamed “Animal” – after meeting him through a website that finds pen-pals for prison inmates.Oquendo shot dead two rivals in a gangland hit and was involved in three armed robberies. READ MORE Prison nurse and officer 'had flings with same Romeo inmate in jail', court hearsOquendo has so far served 12 years of his sentence which will be complete in 2052 – although he could be be eligible for parole as soon as 2034.After a dramatic first meeting in July, Naomi – who now uses Victor’s surname – has now told her TikTok followers that she has now separated from her husband.When the couple had their first face-to-face meeting on July 11, Naomi described how her husband grabbed her face and gave her an "intense kiss”She later said: “You know that man has been waiting 12 years.

Manchester United could field the smallest possible centre-back partnership out of all 20 Premier League sides should they pair Lisandro Martinez with a fringe star. Martinez stands as the smallest central defender in the division at 175cm (5ft 7in) - but has already proved his quality as United climbed off the foot of the table with a 2-1 win over Liverpool.

Gary Neville has revealed Sir Alex Ferguson once called him over his 'f***ing unfair' criticism of David De Gea while working as a pundit on Sky Sports.De Gea has come under criticism in recent weeks - especially for his performance against Brentford. However, in his heyday, De Gea was one of the best shot-stoppers in the Premier League.And that was all the more impressive after the Spaniard had struggled to adapt to England's top flight in his first season on these shores.