Mum gets ruler tattooed on arm to measure penis sizes – leaving daughter horrified

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tattoo - a ruler on her wrist for measuring penis sizes.The cheeky design was Tracy Kiss’ 72nd inkling - and she said it’s already her all time favourite.It runs from her baby finger to her elbow and is measured in inches.

Explaining why she got it done, she told the Daily Star: “Just as guys in the past have asked to keep my lingerie, have a naughty selfie or even a piece of my hair, I love that I can now know the exact measurements of what I enjoy so much.“As my friends don’t have half as many tattoos as me they see my newly inked manhood measure stick as a little extreme and admit that they’d just ask a guy his size or accept his decision not to answer.“On the other hand, I love it and think it will be incredibly useful in all aspects of life.“The only question is… do I extend my dots from my thumb to my index finger next so that I can discreetly measure girth at the same time?”Although her pals saw the funny side, the crude measurement stick came as a shock to her teenage daughter.The 34-year-old, from Buckinghamshire, even posted a clip to her TikTok page.Afterwards she said: “My daughter was like ‘Oh my god mum, is that what I think it is?’“And I laughed and measured water bottles and cucumbers like, ‘What?

It’s practical!’”The ex-Page 3 girl - who encourages sexercise as a way of losing weight - has more than one million Instagram followers and she makes money by selling raunchy snaps on OnlyFans.And the self-described sex addict said her new tattoo was not to compare or judge men for the size of their private parts.She explained: “I know that some men can feel insecure about girls judging the size and performance of their manhood, just as us girls would feel exactly the same ourselves.“But for me, knowing a guy's.