[HANNAH: And, yet, as I write, you are away for the first time since February and an air of calm prevails, our abode sublimely clean, tidy, and free of RMD (Random Masculine Detritus).]So far, I’ve unjammed her printer, data-cleansed her Excel, collected her dry cleaning, walked her hound, bolstered her pillows for a photo shoot, bolstered her confidence for a photo shoot, and presented her with a thousand cups of Lapsang.
And that’s all before I pen my six-weekly column.I turn out to be both office wife and wife. [HANNAH: Surely b—h?]The only service I don’t provide is receptionist/hype man à la Percy Gibson – Joan Collins’s husband – announcing to callers: ‘I give you...
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