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Erling Haaland’s dad, former Manchester City ace Alf-Inge Haaland will play a huge role in the Borussia Dortmund striker’s next move. Haaland will be the hottest property in the transfer market when his £64million release clause becomes active in the summer.Pep Guardiola’s side, alongside with the likes of Paris Saint-Germain, Barcelona, and Real Madrid, are expected to be in the running for his illusive signature.

Arsenal with open arms, one Gunners-mad pub in America have actually barred the club legend for life.The French forward is regarded as one of the North London outfit's greatest ever players, helping them to two Premier League titles and two FA Cups across eight sensational seasons.With 228 goals to his name, Henry remains Arsenal's all-time record scorer and will forever hold a special place in Gunners hearts for his exploits during the club's 'Invincibles' campaign.However, despite being adored by Arsenal fans far and wide, the club icon is forbidden from entering Maggie McGarry’s - a Gunners-obsessed boozer based in San Francisco.Despite his heroics with Arsenal, Henry is banned from the North Beach bar because of his past transgressions while on international duty with France back in 2009.A plaque proudly on display in the Irish-owned establishment lists the famed forward as one of three players - alongside Roy Keane and Stephen Ireland - 'not welcome' at McGarry's for their indiscretions involving Ireland's national team.Under a signed image of Henry, a note reads: 'Deliberately handled twice, then celebrated like nothing had happened, as William Gallas scored the winner from his handball pass. Ireland missed the World Cup.'Is Thierry Henry Arsenal's greatest ever player? Let us know in the comments section.The description is then followed by the words: 'Les Cheat'.Those at Maggie McGarry’s - a local haunt for the Bay Area Gooners which is crammed with Arsenal memorabilia - clearly remain aggrieved by Henry's infamous handball which denied the Boys in Green a spot at the 2010 World Cup.

Gogglebox star Jenny Newby made a hilarious sex shop revelation on the Channel 4 reality series.On Friday's show the professional couch potato's, Jenny revealed to co-star Lee, 52, a hilarious story behind one of her mugs.The Gogglebox regulars who commentate on TV from a caravan in Hull were left in hysterics as Jenny revealed the story behind the mug.She chuckled: "I'm so gay, I can't even drink straight."The 65-year-old laughed as she referred to the wonky rainbow-coloured mug in the episode.She revealed: "I saw it in a sex shop!"Taken aback by her revelation, Lee asked: "What was you doing in a sex shop in Benidorm?"Jenny explained: "I saw it in the window!"The popular pair have established themselves as fan favourites on the Channel 4 show following their debut in 2014.The pair, who have been close friends for more than 20 years after meeting in a pub, film their Googlebox segments at Lee's mobile home in Hull.Series 19 of the hit Channel 4 show has left viewers feeling rather "queasy" after regulars Ellie and Izzi Warner let their pooches drink from their mugs.The sisters shared a bit too much information about their dogs toilet habits on the show.However, things went even further when the girl's dog drank tea from one of their cups.As the two women complained about the dog's "pooing" around their home one of the pups could be seen drinking tea from a cup.Although it was fairly amusing, some viewers thought it was rather sickening to watch.Jumping onto Twitter, one fan said: "One of Ellie’s dogs drinking from her glass at the beginning made me feel very queasy."Another penned: "That’s why I wouldn’t have a dog …..ducks."A third exclaimed: "The dog drinking the tea!!!"Stay up to date with the latest news in Showbiz

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Oscar voting is less than a month away and one category that has pundits scratching their heads (or wigs, mind you) is Makeup and Hairstyling. Two of those nominees, “Cruella” and “Coming 2 America,” should get voters attention as they each did quite well at the 2022 Make-Up Artists and Hair Stylist Guild Awards on Saturday night.

Kanye West's social media posts are "fair game" and could "become evidence" against him in his divorce from Kim Kardashian, according to legal experts. Kardashian, 41, filed for divorce from West, 44, in February 2021 after seven years of marriage.The two share four children together: North, Saint, Chicago and Psalm.

London Fashion Week. The daughter of fashion icon Kate Moss, 19, wowed in the gorgeous white dress adorned with flowers as she made her way along the catwalk with a bouquet in hand. Lila was joined on the runway by fellow fashion favourite Irina Shayk, who was hard to miss in an eye-catching fuchsia pink ensemble.

Gallery: 'I ghost everybody all the time. I’m the queen!' Did you know these stars were ghosted or did the ghosting? (BANG Showbiz)Katharine - who has admitted to suffering eating disorders in the past - went on to reveal that she was "losing control" throughout her pregnancy and ended up having to turn to a psychiatrist for help. Speaking on Katherine Schwarzenegger Pratt's Instagram Live series 'Before, During and After', she said: "I was losing control and I was going back to this old disordered version of myself, which was upsetting because I just wanted to enjoy my baby.

Read more: Top Gear’s Paddy McGuinness and Freddie Flintoff stun Welsh fans as they pop into town ahead of filmingBut when it was revealed he had been pranked, the Who Wants To Be A Millionaire presenter took it all in his stride, saying: "Very good, very good. "I should have known there was something going on when you got up early this morning," he added to Lisa. Dec described it as "one of the most nerve-wracking undercovers ever" while Ant pointed out that Clarkson had rubbed up many people the wrong way over the years so this was payback.

surprise wedding live on telly and Jeremy Clarkson pranked as the latest victim of the Undercover sketch. Whilst some of the favourite features of the show are alive and well, long time fans will know there is one bit that is missing - in the form of Little Ant & Dec. READ MORE: Ant and Dec surprise mum-to-be with surprise wedding live on tellyThey were one of the highlights of the show, and got many laughs each week by putting big name celebrity guests in the hot seat with uncomfortable questions, like the current prime minister Boris Johnson, former prime minister Tony Blair Will Smith, Angelina Jolie, Katie Price, Victoria Beckham and Ewan McGregor.

There's no doubting Princess Diana's incredible sense of style, and the legacy it still has on us today. Whether it by sporting a brilliant collection of knitwear, breaking various royal protocols with her rule-bending outfits, or dazzling on the red carpet in glamorous gowns, this was one person who knew exactly how to tick all of the style boxes.

marriage between Kanye West and Kim Kardashian. Despite appearing to be on amicable terms since the reality star filed for divorce from her rapper husband in February 2021, the past few weeks have seen West (now legally known as Ye) launch attack after attack at his ex-wife, her new beau Pete Davidson, and nearly everyone who dares to even breathe near their orbit. The 44-year-old rapper has been using Instagram as his platform of choice to unleash his grievances against Kardashian, 41, in capital letters, posting about everything from her parenting decisions, to revealing private text messages from her and Davidson, to urging his fans to shout “Kimye forever” at Davidson in public.

Danny Dyer is set to leave EastEnders after nearly a decade, but it seems he may be part of I’m A Celebrity’s big plans amid a move back to Australia later this year. The actor, 44, has portrayed Mick Carter in the BBC soap since 2013 but confirmed he would be leaving his role last month. Although his exit storyline – and just when he will leave Albert Square – is not yet known, he teased it would be ‘a very powerful thing.

On Saturday night that run might finally come to a close as he faces off against Kell Brook at the AO Arena in Manchester. READ MORE: How to watch Amir Khan vs Kell Brook And, while his boxing run has had its ups and downs, 'King' will no doubt go down as one of Britain's most memorable fighters. But, while he made headlines in the ring, Bolton-born Amir also made a splash outside of it.

Gallery: Roses are red, violets are blue. which stars said I LOVE YOU! See how the celebs celebrated Valentine's Day on Instagram this week (BANG Showbiz)He continued: "And I think he’s a nice person Not a great person A nice person who used to be around Puff’s family then got around Justin Bieber and then when Kris got divorced he slid in.

Amazon boss Jeff Bezos has just enjoyed a Prime pay day, by ­banking £10billion in 24 hours.

Jeff Bezos is adding unbelievable wealth to his already insane fortune.

Tom Tapp Deputy Managing EditorFox News host Tucker Carlson seemed buoyant as he ended his show on Tuesday. But then, as he was handing the reins to Sean Hannity, Hannity started speaking.

Can we please talk about Joe Lycett’s cheeky x-rated Jeff Bezos troll?Corrie star Helen Flanagan reveals new look as she enjoys walk with her mumDavid de Gea confident he will start vs West Ham & retains Ole Gunnar Solskjaer's backingShe had a son with jazz drummer Kenny Clarke, and also had a brief relationship with comedian Lenny Bruce.Ross married actor Sean Lynch in 1963, with the pair divorcing in 1975.

Amazon founder Jeff Bezos has seen his wealth increase by £10 billion ($13bn) in just a single day - and it's all down to coronavirus.

Dive right in! Like the weather, the Daily Star's FREE newsletter is a scorcherDespite the global economic downturn caused by the coronavirus lockdown, a handful of tech billionaires have seen their wealth soar since March.The wealth of Jeff Bezos, founder of online shopping giant Amazon, has surged away from even his richest rival.