'Bye Bye Han-cock – if any phoney politician ever lived up to their name it was you'

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Daily Star's biggest headlines straight to your inbox!Matt Hand-to-cock should never have fallen on his sword.Because (a) it doesn’t sound that far to fall and (b) because he’d have needed to prise his “aide” Gina off it first.No, the crooked, reptilian, affected phoney should have been sacked immediately by his boss.

But as the boss in question is a founding member of the Crooked Reptilian Affected Phoney (CRAP) Club it would have looked hypocritical beyond belief.So instead we had Bozo insisting the matter was closed (unlike the mistress’s legs) and we should all swallow hard.Thankfully we got to the bottom of it when the wave of revulsion overwhelmed Coco and he resigned.Though he is possibly the only man to turn a resignation video into.