Britain’s Got Talent last night. And for once it wasn’t Simon Cowell. Titan the Robot sang Cry Me A River while spraying great fountains of water at the judge s.
Please bring him back for Ring Of Fire. Poor Amanda Holden was on her knees, cowering behind the desk, trying not to get soaked – a completely new experience for her, obviously.Titan aped Attenborough, aimed Barbie Girl at Amanda and read the septic sewer that is David Walliams’ mind, claiming to see a “vision” of Cowell…What did you think of the new season?
Have your say belowThe David-loves-Simon gag has more whiskers than Rum Tum Tugger, but the puffed-up panel love turns who make it all about them.Matricks Illusion delivered a polished quick-change routine.
And spooky magician The Phantom (from the enchanted forests of Wood Green) conned us into thinking he had performed his entire act invisibly.He was so good that in one close-up moment, Amanda’s neck seemed to return magically to its true age.The rest was stuffed predictably with cute kids, chirpers and hoofers – including a berk dressed as a giant bird.Decent comics are rarer here than discerning judges.In a shameless steal from Michael McIntyre’s show, a “surprised” Nick Edwards was lured up to sing an original song by his adorable daughters.
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