drug cartel hitman loyal to Joaquín 'El Chapo' Guzmán's sons was caught masturbating in public underneath a parked car. The bizarre incident took place at around 4am on Monday (June 6) after police in Mexicali, Baja California, Mexico noticed the bloke touching himself beneath a grey 2015 Nissan Versa.
The car, which had California licence plates, was parked at an intersection in the Camino Viejo neighbourhood. The supposed cartel member then threatened Mexicali municipal police officers when confronted about the public pleasuring.
Local news outlets report he told the cops he was a member of "Los Chapitos", warning them that "they don't know who they're messing with".
Unfortunately for the bloke, the police were unfazed by his attempt at grandstanding. He was quickly subdued, arrested and handcuffed.
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