the banana bread. They have sung, danced, reported, fallen for middle-aged mariners, and engaged in episode-long masturbation fantasies.
Sequins have been sewn, trilogies epically completed, multi-million dollar penthouses hustled, and gilets styled. To a woman – and occasional chap – their actions have been glorious, salutary, medicinal.
And here we, at Stella, give them a standing ovation…A post shared by daisy may cooper (@daisymaycooper)Every girl loves a sailor, and how much more so when he’s a sea captain come a-scamming?
Cooper’s reverse-trolling of an Insta admirer on an ‘under covered mission’ who attempted to secure $953 from her for an ‘operation’ kept the nation agog through early lockdown.
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