Timo Werner bags hat-trick to compound Chelsea's misery after Southampton defeat

If I’m going to have to wear glasses, I might as well have GLASSES,” she smiles. “For me, glasses inspire or finish all of my looks. They are a fantastic way to find your own unique style and change things up.” She also professes not to follow trends.

— M, via emailForgive the cliché: you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make it drink. You and your parents have done all you can to persuade your brother to get off his backside and make something of himself, but he stubbornly refuses to abandon his lazy lifestyle.

Strictly Come Dancing. Amanda took to Twitter to express her surprise as she anticipated that she will be “having words” with Kim, who appeared last night in the series’ launch show.She tweeted: “I’ve been directing Kim Marsh since April and she didn’t mention a word about @bbcstrictly.“My guilty pleasure and she said nothing.“I’ll be having words with HER!” Amanda jokingly added.Amanda had been directing a number episodes of Waterloo Road this year, with Kym portraying Nicky Walters in the show.Kym recently opened up about her decision to join the Strictly lineup this year and what inspired her to take on the challenge.Ahead of the launch, Kym vowed to “grab things with both hands" following advice from her beloved father.The actress admitted she had been asked to appear on the show before but "never thought it was the right time".However, her perspective changed once her dad was diagnosed with cancer.Kym's father David, 77, was diagnosed with incurable prostate cancer after a delay in getting a check-up during the pandemic.She revealed: "My dad got diagnosed with untreatable cancer last March and I've just decided to give everything while I can.""Without being melancholy, we don't know how long we've got him for, so you've got to make the most of the situation.""[His] diagnosis does change things.”Kym went on to explain the words of advice her dad gave her, which helped her “look at thing differently”.She added to The Sun: “My dad told me, 'You never know what's round the corner so grab things with both hands.'“But you don't think about that until an event happens.

Meghan Markle is said to have consistently "phoned up and abused a staffer every ten minutes" on a Friday night when she was an active member of the Royal Family. The anonymous staffer claimed that Meghan and Prince Harry called her "for days" after a Friday night when she was out for dinner.Numerous calls appeared to rattle the unknown staffer, who said that they "could not escape" the Duke and Duchess of Sussex.

READ MORE: Homeowner wakes up to dogging couple blocking driveway - but can't confront them“I get obsessive over things like this and as I live alone I spend a lot of time looking out my window anyway.“I think they're dealing drugs and as I know they’ve seen me I’m worried they know I’m on to them.”The man revealed that due to his own unusual habits he is often awake at 5am and has seen a van idling by the house.He continued: “The van is always there, but recently whenever I go to the window it drives off.“They definitely think I’m a cop, but I’m not, I just want to look out my window.”And despite having no evidence whatsoever that his neighbours are indeed South London druglords, the man is convinced they are out to get him.He continued: “What if they put a hit on me? What if I know too much? I know I'm paranoid but they could be dealing anything in there and you know how violent London can be.“It’s got to the point now where I try and avoid going near the window in case they think I’m snooping which I'm not, I'm just a man trying to enjoy my window." If you suspect your neighbours could be involved in a drug ring, the Met Police advise you to report your findings here. READ NEXT

Lionel Messi netted his 88th Argentina goal with a sublime second-half chip against Honduras on Friday to delight his adoring supporters on social media. The Barcelona icon, who continues to impress during this second season in France with PSG, stole the show during the first fixture of the international break as Lionel Scaloni's side won 3-0 in a Miami friendly.With Inter Milan's Lautaro Martinez opening the scoring from inside the six-yard box after smart work from Papu Gomez, Messi doubled the lead before the break by dispatching a penalty won by Giovani Lo Celso. READ MORE: Lionel Messi free-kick just like 'real life FIFA' as fans spot familiar camera set-upWith Argentina cruising towards their ninth victory from their last 11 matches having been unbeaten in 34 games, Messi made sure by chipping Luis Lopez from 25 yards.Latching onto a Enzo Fernandez tackle to send the ball into the back of the net over the despairing keeper - Messi brought his Argentina tally to 88 goals from 163 fixtures.Despite his extended success at the highest level and countless displays of brilliance, Messi continues to astound his fans who paid tribute on social media. What is your favourite ever Lionel Messi goal? Tell us in the comments section below. One fan wrote: "Oh snap!!!! Messi is a cheat code." With a second adding: "It's easy for this man...

READ MORE: Woman 'nearly died' as horror lip filler session left her 'looking like Snoopy' But instead of getting the "perfect" face he was striving for, the Blackpool-based bloke has regrets.He believes the beauty industry should have tighter regulations to prevent people from making the same mistakes he has. Liam told the Mirror : "I got one thing done and realised I could get more done and the nurse just did it because I said I wanted it.

size of their penis, and a common fear is that their todger isn't large enough to satisfy a romantic partner.And while these concerns are perfectly normal, they can affect the self-esteem and personal relationships of many blokes.In fact, statistics from Google Trends show that in the last 12 months (2021-2022), searches for ‘penis enlargement’ have gone up by more than 100 percent, while searches for penis enlargement pills in the UK have gone up by 44 percent.Professor Kevan Wylie, a sexual medicine consultant, told the Sun: "Many men who worry about the size of their penis generally have overall body image issues."What happens is that they tend to focus their poor body image on their penis."Often, counselling can make a real difference to the patient by building self-esteem, correcting distorted views about body image and learning more about what makes people attractive."But according to the NHS there is a three-step plan that blokes can follow to make their manhood appear bigger.A lot of hair in the area can hide some of your penis from view and make it appear shorter or smaller.So, trimming or shaving your public hair will help uncover more of the penis and make a difference in how big you look.Want the Daily Star's sexiest stories news straight to your inbox? Sign up to our daily Hot Topics newsletter HEREIf you want your todger to look bigger, then consider losing weight around the pubic area.Extra weight can hide more of your penis, making it look smaller, so it might be time to hit the gym if you’re concerned about your penis size.Getting fit will help you look and feel better, whilst also improving your self-esteem.This can help you feel sexy and be more confident in the bedroom.And while these tips won’t

YouTube collectives in Britain.Josh Bradley, who also goes by the name Zerkaa, is a member of the group, along with KSI, Miniminter, Wroetoshaw, Behzinga, TBJZL and Vikkstar123.He recently turned 30 years old on September 4, which he celebrated on Instagram writing: “Thank you everyone for all the birthday messages and everyone who came out to celebrate with me! Bring on the 30s!”He is one one the most successful British YouTubers on the platform, having made content there over over a decade.The Sidemen are set to do a charity match at 3pm on September 24 at Valley Stadium in South London, with the potential of 27,000 people seeing the game.Tickets were available on their website, but sold out within 24 hours.Josh Zerkaa is a member of the British YouTube group, the Sidemen.Outside of YouTube, Josh’s main interest is football, with the social media star supporting Millwall FC his whole life.He has been uploading YouTube videos since 2008, initially gaining popularity for playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 at the time.He also played FIFA, which is when his popularity on the platform started to skyrocket.Around this time, he started editing some videos for KSI, before officially joining the Sidemen in 2014 in the collective's early years.According to various sources, Josh has an unbelievable net worth of $4 million (£3.47 million) as of 2022.His net worth will be from a combination the various YouTube channels he is involved with, including his gaming channel, ZerkaaPlays, which has over 2.7 million subscribers.It will also come from the Sidemen’s branding, Sidemen Clothing, along with other brand deals he and the other members of the group make.Josh is dating Freya Nightingale, a fellow YouTuber and friend of the

Slime Rancher 2, from Monomi Park, has surpassed its developer’s wildest expectations for launch sales in just the first six hours after launch.The sequel to the popular slime-farming title launched into Early Access on September 22 for PC and Xbox Series X|S and has already become a runaway success for the developer.Speaking to GamesRadar, game director Nick Popovich revealed that the game had more than surpassed the developer’s internal expectations for the game – and that his “pie in the sky” dream for the game’s launch sales was surpassed in a matter of hours.“The level of support we’ve received from our community and partners is beyond anything we could have imagined,” said Popvich. “I had in my head a kind of crazy pipe dream for launch that maybe we could sell 100k copies in the first 24 hours and we’ve eclipsed that in less than 6 hours, with Overwhelmingly Positive reviews on Steam on top of it all.”Popovich also celebrated the game’s early success in another Tweet, revealing that a single hour’s worth of sales had exceeded the developer’s best sales day by “a literal order of magnitude.”Slime Rancher 2 seems to be a success story across the board – with an “Overwhelmingly Positive” score on the game’s Steam page with (at the time of writing) 3,773 reviews.The sequel sees the return of the original game’s protagonist Beatrix LeBeau, who has a whole new area to explore, Rainbow Island, alongside new additions to its lineup of friendly-looking slimes.Slime Rancher 2 tasks players with farming these slimes in order to earn Newbucks, a currency used to further upgrade their ranch and tools.

Marta Balaga Finnish helmer Tiina Lymi has found the cast for her upcoming period drama “Stormskerry Maja,” set in the 19th century. “Thin Blue Line” star Amanda Jansson will play the headstrong lead, with Linus Troedsson cast as Maja’s husband Janne. Jonna Järnefelt, Tobias Zilliacus, Amanda Kilpeläinen Arvidsson will also star, joined by Tony Doyle and Desmond Eastwood, who appeared in “Normal People.” The film will be shot in Swedish and English. Based on a series of novels written by Anni Blomqvist, “Stormskerry Maja” tells the story of Maja and her family as they move to a barren and remote island. Their everyday life is a relentless battle for survival, but Maja stands her ground. Despite all the setbacks, she stays in Stormskerry, where her roots are.

THEY’RE the sparkling new stars of Strictly Come Dancing lining up to bid for the Glitterball Trophy as the show kicks off this weekend. But which of the wannabe dancers is already a winner in the rich list? With a line up that includes pop stars, presenters and sports personalities, they all have successful careers and some will be looking to boost profile through the show.

Poppy has announced full details of new EP ‘Stagger’ and shared its first preview – listen to ‘FYB’ below.The singer has signed to Republic Records for the new release, which is set to land on October 14.Speaking to NME about ‘Stagger’ backstage at Reading Festival last month, Poppy announced that the four-track EP, which follows her acclaimed 2021 album ‘Flux’ would be out by October.“Well the EP is consisting of four songs and I just feel like they are a mini-chapter in my life,” she told NME. “I wrote the songs in December of last year, so it’s taken them a moment to come out and I’m really excited about it.”Listen to ‘FYB’ below.Later this year, Poppy will head out on the UK leg of her ‘Never Find My Place’ world tour, which has been running since March.Ahead of the UK tour, Poppy will support on select dates of The Smashing Pumpkins‘ and Jane’s Addiction‘s 32-date US arena tour, which kicks off in Dallas on October 2.You can see the full list of UK dates below and purchase tickets for all dates here.NOVEMBER 2022 26 – Bristol, UK – SWX27 – London, UK – Shepherds Bush Empire28 – Birmingham, UK – O2 Institute29 – Manchester, UK – O2 Ritz30 – Glasgow, UK – SWG3Earlier this year, Poppy shared a new song, ‘3.14’, written for her cat, who’s named Pi.

STRICTLY Come Dancing only kicked off last night, but fans think they already know who will be booted off the show first. The new series of the hit BBC One show launched yesterday, with the celebrity pairings revealed.

Louise Fletcher, a late-blooming star whose riveting performance as the cruel and calculating Nurse Ratched in “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest” set a new standard for screen villains and won her an Academy Award, has died at age 88.Fletcher died in her sleep surrounded by family at her home in Montdurausse, France, her agent David Shaul told The Associated Press on Friday. No cause was given.After putting her career on hold for years to raise her children, Fletcher was in her early 40s and little known when chosen for the role opposite Jack Nicholson in the 1975 film by director Milos Forman, who had admired her work the year before in director Robert Altman’s “Thieves Like Us.” At the time, she didn’t know that many other prominent stars, including Anne Bancroft, Ellen Burstyn and Angela Lansbury, had turned it down.“I was the last person cast,” she recalled in a 2004 interview.

STRICTLY Come Dancing fans were left irked by the reaction of contestants as the 20th series launch played out. All too familiar with the format, BBC One viewers watched the Strictly professionals squeal with excitement when they discovered their new celebrity pairings.

Chelsea boss Thomas Tuchel accused his players of not being "tough enough" following their 2-1 defeat to Southampton, before admitting it is "too easy" to beat his side. So far this summer, Chelsea have forked out nearly £200million on new signings and look set for more spending, with Wesley Fofana, Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang and Anthony Gordon still on their radar.

Chelsea were given the run around by Southampton on Tuesday but fans could not help but notice the state of the dodgy pitch. Despite taking a 23rd minute lead through Raheem Sterling at St.

Southampton mascot absolutely rinsed Chelsea defender Cesar Azpilicueta as the sides met at St Mary's on Tuesday night. The Blues had a torrid time on the south coast as Ralph Hasenhuttl's side claimed all three points.