Threats and warnings you heard from your Manchester mum growing up

Manchester United legend Peter Schmeichel has voiced his “surprise” at his former club signing Real Madrid veteran Casemiro.The Red Devils announced they had reached a £60million agreement that could rise to £70m for the 30-year-old on Friday evening. The Brazilian is understood to have completed a medical with his new club, but will likely not be unveiled at Old Trafford before Monday’s Premier League clash against Liverpool as initially expected.Yet despite the obvious buzz among fans at having landed the five-time Champions League-winning midfielder, former United goalkeeper Schmeichel remains unconvinced that he was the right player to sign.READ MORE: Man Utd told 'can't keep harping back' to Fergie days as flops 'underperform massively'He told BBC Sport: “I'm surprised that this player is being mentioned at that amount of money and on those wages, at that age, when we don't know if he can do the job.“Maybe sign someone who we know can play in the Premier League for now, and then next season look at someone like Casemiro next year, who is also an exciting player to watch.”It comes after Man Utd’s lengthy but ultimately failed pursuit of Barcelona ace Frenkie de Jong this summer.

Shamyra Howard is renowned for her expertise about sex – she often posts advice to couples about how to better their relationships.In a recent post she revealed a common reason why a lot of women turn down sex, and she shared her knowledge with her over 40,000 Instagram followers.READ MORE: 'Working on OnlyFans is hard work – you get no break and spend hours glamming up'She shared a short clip on social media where she said she wanted to talk about the "shocking", and what can sometimes be seen as a "controversial" reason, why some women would rather not get frisky.In the short video Shamyra said: "We don't really talk about it often, especially when we're talking about reasons why women decline sex."This comes up in my sex therapy practice. "You might even be dealing with it."But that issue is women declining sex because their male partners don't clean their butts."You heard me right.

Manchester City fans after failing to spot Erling Haaland in a good position for the second game in a row.City came out fighting to secure a 3-3 draw against Newcastle, having at one stage been 3-1 behind in the contest. But they initially took the lead in the match when Ilkay Gundogan slotted past Nick Pope after just five minutes at St James' Park.Pep Guardiola's side had a series of excellent chances to extend their lead before the Magpies hauled themselves back into the tie, one of which fell to England midfielder Foden.READ MORE: Win 2 tickets to watch England vs Germany in Nations League action at Wembley StadiumGundogan played the 22-year-old star in down the left hand side and he saw his effort saved by the feet of Pope.

Good Morning Britain.The 40 year old took to Twitter on Sunday night (August 21) to share an image of her alarm clock which was set for 4am.But considering her early start time, Laura admitted that it would definitely be a painful start to the morning particularly because of her recent time away from the popular ITV show.READ MORE: GMB's Andi Peters snubs Adil Ray in tense exchange as he hints he's 'bad friend'Sharing her thoughts on the social media platform, she wrote: "Eek-This is going to hurt in the morning after a week off on holiday."See you tomorrow @gmb from 6am."Commenting on the post, fans also shared their personal experiences with waking up early. One person wrote: "Glad its not just me that needs to set a million alarms to get out of bed in the morning, however mines usally when I decide to go to bed at 3am after far too many sherberts.

A man was forced to spend a £2.5k lavish holiday abroad on his own after his girlfriend got deported.

A mum who breaks out in hives whenever she gets cold is worried that her heating bills will cost as much as her mortgage, due to energy price hikes. Robyn Harrison was diagnosed with an allergy to the cold five years ago and struggles to do basic things such as go swimming, go for a run or even hold a cold can of pop.

Aston Villa have become the latest club to be linked with a move for Manchester United midfielder James Garner. MEN Sport revealed last Monday that Erik ten Hag had come to the decision to sell Garner having seen him as not being part of United's plans.

Micah Richards has named Manchester City's vulnerability as they drew 3-3 with Newcastle United at St James' Park.

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Cristiano Ronaldo in his Manchester United saga - "guaranteeing" he's not the one causing problems at the club.There has been a black cloud hanging over United since Ronaldo's late return to pre-season, with the Red Devils languishing at the bottom of the Premier League table following two defeats in their opening two games.Reports have suggested the five-time Ballon d'Or winner may have his contract terminated as his poor attitude is impacting the squad morale. But his former United team-mate Foster, who played alongside him from 2005 to 2009, struggles to accept that's the case.READ MORE: 5 clubs that have rejected Man Utd wantaway Cristiano Ronaldo as Dortmund say noAsked if Ronaldo was ever an issue, Foster told talkSPORT: "No, never.

Strictly Come Dancing will be returning to the iconic Blackpool Tower Ballroom to celebrate the 20th series. The hit BBC programme has been forced to cancel Blackpool week for two years running due to Covid-19, and now thanks to a shiny new overhaul, it has been transformed to its former glory and will welcome more memorable routines.

"The way things are going, I probably won’t be here this time next year or at Christmas", Peter Doherty sighs. His café, Coffee House in Withington, offers one of the cheapest breakfasts in Manchester.

Most of the changes to the fabric of Manchester over the last two decades have been easy to spot from afar. However, there’s a new project that’s going to dramatically alter the city - and you might not have even heard of it.

A piece of old floor carpet from a car, a patterned pinafore dress and an old Guinness sign from a pub. A sparse and bizarre collection of clues detectives were left with to find a killer.

Furious residents have hit out after an enormous 6G mast was installed near their homes - branding it a ‘monstrosity’ and raising concerns about the levels of radiation it might emit. The towering 15m metal structure has been installed at Lymm Walk, in Cheadle, much to the shock and anger of people living in the quiet residential area, many of whom are retired.

The last full week of the transfer window is upon as as deadline day appears on the horizon.

Casey Affleck is sending his love to brother Ben Affleck‘s wife Jennifer Lopez!

Manchester United have reportedly been forced to abandon their plans to unveil new signing Casemiro before Monday night’s clash against Liverpool.The Red Devils agreed a £60million deal in principle to sign the Real Madrid legend on Friday and hoped to unveil the 30-year-old at Old Trafford before their third Premier League fixture of the campaign. But The Athletic claims the club have not been able to acquire a visa for the Brazilian just yet.That means the United faithful may have to wait until next weekend’s visit to Southampton to catch their first glimpse of Casemiro in his new side’s colours.READ MORE: Casemiro undergoes Man Utd medical after landing in Manchester ahead of £60m transferCasemiro’s arrival will come as welcome news to Red Devils supporters everywhere as they finally land an established holding midfielder.

Cardi B on Saturday responded to criticism from MMA fighter Jake Shields after he criticized her as a bad example for kids.Shields, 43, brought up name of the 29-year-old musical superstar as he was critical of the banning of influencer/former kickboxer Andrew Tate, 35, from multiple social media platforms including Instagram, Facebook, and TikTok.Meta, which owns both Instagram and Facebook, told NPR that Tate had violated hate speech policy, while TikTok told the outlet that Tate's account was permanently banned due to misogynistic remarks. Back and forth: Cardi B, 29, on Saturday responded to criticism from MMA fighter Jake Shields after he criticized her as a bad example for kids.

Erik ten Hag has cited the absence of a deep-lying midfielder among the reasons for Manchester United's dreadful start to the season.

Coronation Street’s Millie Gibson closed her final stint on the ITV show with a leaving party that was widely attended by her co-stars.The soap’s actors got together to mark the occasion on Friday evening (August 19), celebrating in Greater Manchester.Plenty of snaps of the evening were shared on social media, with Millie writing a post thanking her colleagues for a “special night”.READ MORE: Coronation Street Kelly in car crash horror as romance heats up with 'fiancé' AadiThe actress, 18, starred as Kelly Neelan on the soap since 2019. She uploaded a selection of images of herself to Instagram, alongside her on-screen mother Kel Allen and friend Tanisha Gorey.Millie was also joined by other co-stars including Ryan Prescott, Jimmi Harkishin, Alex Bain, Georgia Taylor, Mikey North and James BaileyMillie captioned the post: "Very much feeling the love.