Ricky Gervais jokes about quarantine and how he 'would fight an old lady for the COVID-19 vaccine'

A woman who vanished after a date with a mystery suitor has been found dead and naked in the boot of her own car.Elizabeth Martinez Cigarroa, 25, was found in the back of her vehicle in the city of Tijuana, Mexico at around 11am last Thursday (February 17). Her death was confirmed by her half brother on social media.

Everton fans have all made the same gag over the misfortune of Jean-Philippe Gbamin after he secured a loan move to CSKA Moscow for the rest of the current campaign.Gbamin has missed 86 fixtures through injury since signing for £25million back in 2019, and might now have moved into Russia as they teeter on the brink of war.Russia's President Vladimir Putin has said that Ukraine has 'no history of being a true nation' amid US President Joe Biden's fear of invasion, with Boris Johnson mentioning "very dark signs" in a speech on Monday (February 21).Everton fans have now offered a tongue-in-cheek response to Gbamin's transfer, suggesting that it would be just his luck to enter the country at the worst possible time.One fan wrote: "Gbamin moving to CSKA Moscow only for World War III to start would be a brilliant summary of his career really."With a second adding: "Gbamin getting into Russia on the last plane to Moscow just before the new Iron Curtain goes up is most certainly a very Gbamin turn of events."A third continued: "If Russia end up in a war and draft people, my money's on Gbamin being the first person at random selected."With a fourth concluding: "War will defo break out now with his luck"The 26-year-old has only been able to make eight appearances in all competitions across two-and-a-half seasons with the Toffees since his move from Mainz 05.He has missed a total of 619 days, which have included 86 fixtures.Everton wrote on their website: "Jean-Philippe Gbamin has joined CSKA Moscow on loan for the remainder of the 2021/22 season."Gbamin, who joined the Blues from FSV Mainz in the summer of 2019, heads to the Russian Premier League outfit ahead of the second half of their campaign."While the English transfer

Liverpool recorded an impressive 2-0 away win against Inter Milan in the first leg of their Champions League knockout tie, but Jurgen Klopp may have admired more than just his own side's performance.After weathering an initial storm in Milan, Liverpool punished Inter late on and as a result will take a two-goal lead back to Anfield for the second leg.Liverpool have a recent history of signing stars they have faced in the Champions League, as Takumi Minamino was snapped up from Salzburg before Luis Diaz arrived from Porto this season.But Klopp is said to be a 'fan' of one Inter star, who is reportedly keen on a move to Anfield himself.Marcelo Brozovic starred in midfield for Inter as the hosts pressed Liverpool for large periods of their clash at the San Siro, and the Reds are reportedly one of the sides interested in the Croatian international.Brozovic is out of contract at the end of the season, and Fichajes.net claim that the midfielder 'does not want to renew his contract', and if nothing changes in negotiations then he will leave the club on a free transfer.The Croatian has been locked in contract talks for some time, but no breakthrough has been made as Inter continue to hold back financially after they were forced to sell Romelu Lukaku and Achraf Hakimi in the summer.Would Marcelo Brozovic be a good signing for Liverpool next summer? Comment belowKlopp is reportedly a huge 'fan of the player', and the club are still yet to sign a replacement for Georginio Wijnaldum who left Liverpool in the summer.However, Brozovic is 29, and Liverpool are known for being reluctant to sign players who are approaching the age of 30, although the prospect of signing him for free could make the midfielder and exception to the

A racing driver has been issued a hefty fine for pulling over and urinating by a post.Herberth Motorsport's Alfred Renauer was handed a bill of £16,000 for his actions at Yas Marina in the UAE during the 2022 Asian Le Mans Series.A picture of the letter he received was shared online., revealing that the 36-year-old fell foul of the FIA’s International Sporting Code.The letter read: "The Stewarts, having received a report from the EMSO Chief Marshal in regards to an incident during the period of the red flag while cars were parked at the grid, have interviewed the Marshal involved, summoned and heard the Competitor and the Driver, reviewed the matter, determined a breach of the regulations has been committed by the competitor named below and have decided to impose the following penalty."The letter then names Renauer before detailing the "facts."Under the subsection, it reads: "During the red flag period when all the cars were lined up at the red flag line on the grind, the driver was witnessed by a track marshal urinating behind a post. As it was a female marshal who noticed, she immediately called the attention of a male marshal to discourage the action."What's the strangest fine in sport you know of? Let us know in the comments section.Want to be on the ball with all of the latest football news?Well then sign up for the brilliant Daily Star football email newsletter!From the latest transfer news to the agenda-setting stories, get it all in your email inbox - don't miss a thing.It only takes a matter of seconds.Simply type your email address into the box at the top of this article and hit 'subscribe'.And that's it, job done.

“The View” hosts went toe-to-toe while comparing their feet on Monday’s episode of the talk show. 

Ricky Gervais is so lazy he refuses to work more than three-hour days when he’s writing his multi-million pound sitcoms.

the Golden Globes — but he’s not ready to leave Earth. British comedian Ricky Gervais revealed that he turned down the chance to be the first stand-up comic in space, claiming it was “too risky.” “The Office” creator dropped the bombshell during a recent appearance on “The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon.”“I was offered one of these things where you go up into space for 15 minutes,” said Gervais, 59, of the intergalactic gig.

The Sun, the After Life comedian was invited to perform a comedy set on a commercial trip to space but wouldn’t want to “risk it”.“I was offered one of these things where you go up into space for 15 minutes,” Gervais said, apparently calling the idea “mad” and saying “I’m careful crossing the road.”He added: “It was like a group of billionaires and they offered me the chance to be the first comedian to do a stand-up show in space. I went, ‘No.

RICKY Gervais turned down the chance to do the first stand-up show in space — because he was too scared. The comedian and actor was invited to perform a set on one of the first commercial trips, but said he would not want to “risk it”.

David Bowie, and how the late star tracked him down “like the FBI” afterwards.The pair shared a strong relationship, with Bowie appearing on Gervais’ show Extras, and Gervais returning the favour with a stand-up set at the Bowie-curated High Line festival in New York in 2007.“I was invited to a special performance by Bowie at BBC TV Centre,” Gervais remembered of the pair’s first meeting in a new interview with The Telegraph.“In the green room afterwards, then director-general Greg Dyke bounced over to me and Jane [Fallon, Gervais’ partner] and said, ‘You’re a big Bowie fan, aren’t you? Do you want to meet him?’“I said, ‘Oh, I don’t want to pester him’. He said, ‘No, come on’.

comedian to do a stand-up show in space. ‘I went “no”, I am not going to risk it. That is mad.

Ricky Gervais turned down a high-paying gig, which would have seen him perform the first stand-up set from space.The comic says he ducked the offer of doing a short set of gags entertaining space tourists, once they jet above the planet in the next couple of years.The Office creator was both too scared and baffled at why any travellers would want to hear him deliver one liners while they were hovering in the stratosphere.He would feel bad for customers wasting their cash hearing him on such a momentous journey, even though he reckons that the trek is a little pointless.Gervais said: “I was offered one of these things where you go up into space for 15 minutes.“And it was like a group of billionaires and they offered me the chance to be the

Ricky Gervais' request to have his body fed to lions at London Zoo when he dies has been rejected.

Unsurprisingly London zoo have turned down Ricky Gervais’s kind offer to let them feed his corpse to the lions when he dies.

Ricky Gervais hasn’t gotten up from his chair in months.

Daily Mail: “I suspect Ricky may be a bit gristly for our lions.”The comments come after Gervais told Conan O’Brien he would like to “give something back”.“It would be good to be fed to lions at London Zoo,” The Office star explained. “It would be good to give something back.

Boy George, Ricky Gervais, Slipknot‘s Corey Taylor and a supergroup led by Jane’s Addiction‘s Dave Navarro, have been added to the line-up of the special charity livestream event which will honour David Bowie‘s life and career this weekend.A Bowie Celebration: Just For One Day! will be streamed globally on Friday (January 8) to mark what would have been the late artist’s 74th birthday.

Ricky Gervais says he’d love for his body to be devoured by animals at the London Zoo when he dies.

Ricky Gervais wants to be fed to lions when he dies. The 59-year-old comedian revealed that he wants his body to be devoured by the animals at London Zoo so he can "give something back" to nature.

RICKY Gervais has admitted that he fears being "cancelled" by the woke younger generation for his controversial stand-up comedy gags. The 59-year-old star said that he's aware material can come back to bite him 10 years down the line amid society's increasing cancel culture.

Ricky Gervais fears he will be cancelled by snowflakes and end up doing stand-up from park benches. The After Life creator, 59, said: "You don't know what the world's going to be like in 10 years' time."You can get cancelled for things you said 10 years ago ­because you don't know what it's going to be like in 10 years' time.