A surgeon cut a small cancerous bit out of my legVery minor. At my age this sort of thing happens about once a week He did a beautiful job, sewed it up and said " Tis but a scratch "“Had a minor operation on Friday,” he explained. “A surgeon cut a small cancerous bit out of my leg Very minor.
At my age this sort of thing happens about once a week.”Cleese then heaped praise on the surgeon, adding: “He did a beautiful job, sewed it up and said, ‘Tis but a scratch’” – a reference to a line uttered by the battle-weary Black Knight in Python comedy The Holy Grail..
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