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Jeremy Clarkson planning to sell weed infesting Diddly Squat farm as drink to hipsters

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showbiz gossip straight to your inbox with the Daily Star's FREE newsletterJeremy Clarkson is planning to sell a weed infesting his Diddly Squat farm in the Cotswolds as a drink to hipsters.He is fuming that climate change regulations ban him from burning brome or killing it with chemicals.So the Clarkson's Farm host is now plotting to sell it as a drink to health nuts and "thin urban women who like to start their day with a glass of green slime".He said: "This must be the way farmers have to think now."I don’t doubt that it will have absolutely no nutritional value and will taste worse than a slab of marzipan-flavoured Marmite, but this is of no consequence to the young and the thin and the foolish."It comes after his bid to flog fish in.

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