Gareth Bale angers Spanish press with sleep mask joke after latest Real Madrid snub

ALISON Hammond was forced to apologise after her phone rang during a harrowing phone-in live on This Morning today. Caller Lilly was talking about her post-natal depression when the ringtone was heard across the studio.

Jeremy Clarkson, 61, was jokingly told off by his Clarkson's Farm co-star Kaleb Cooper, who instructed him to “do some work”.The TV presenter took to Instagram earlier today to share a scenic video of his Diddly Squat farm from above.The clip showed the vast Chipping Norton fields where Jeremy opened in 2020 the Diddly Squat Farm Shop.In view of his 4.5 million followers, Jeremy wrote: “Diddly Squat in the spring time.”But Kaleb seemed less than impressed with his co-star, as he told him to “get back on the ground”.He commented: “What you doing up there.“Get back on the ground and do some work.” (sic)His comment appeared to amuse fans of the pair as it gathered more than 600 likes and various replies.Instagram user Mcgale said: “@cooper_kaleb impeccable banter from you as always.”Theukmachinist added: “@cooper_kaleb people will do anything to get out of abit of work.” (sic)Dedolcevita joked: “@cooper_kaleb he’s allergic to work.“Breaks out in a nasty rash that only a hawkstone can cure.”Jamesofeurope echoed: “@cooper_kaleb he’s allergic to manual labour.”Kaleb was introduced to Jeremy’s Amazon Prime show, Clarkson’s Farm, to help the broadcaster run Diddly Squat Farm.He often shares updates with fans on social media, giving them an insight into life on the farm.On Thursday, Kaleb jokingly hit out at the “killer” price of fuel in view of his one million Instagram followers.He uploaded a video with the caption: “Fuel price is a killer.“I’m going back to old school farming using the real horse power,” he said with a laughing emoji.

In another case of Celebrity Mad-Libs, Mariah Carey texted “Happy Thanksgiving” to Shawn Mendes on accident. This absurdity was too bizarre for Mariah, 52, to keep to herself. “My cousin Shawn M and I have this silly joke where we tell each other ‘Happy Thanksgiving’ on St. Patrick’s Day,” Mariah tweeted in the early hours of Mar. 18, long after the holiday’s festivities. “@ShawnMendes found out about it today…sorry, Shawn!!” ‘

Sydney Sweeney, 24, was absolutely beautiful in a pale blue bathing suit while promoting her new SOL by Jergens self-tanner on Thursday March 17. The actress was all smiles while she relaxed on a tropical beach in the sexy small bikini while holding a bottle of the new product in the new photos, which you can see here, on her Instagram. She wrote that she was “SO EXCITED to announce this partnership” with Jergens and officially be a SOLmate.

Kelly Ripa is celebrating one of the best performances in cinema this year at the upcoming Live with Kelly and Ryan After Oscar Show. The talk show host, 51, transformed into Tammy Faye Bakker, played by Oscar nominee Jessica Chastain, 44, in the The Eyes of Tammy Faye, in a clip from the show that airs March 28, the day after the 2022 Academy Awards. Kelly absolutely nails her impersonation as Tammy by rocking the iconic evangelist’s signature red curly hair, eye lashes, and makeup. The clip even starts off with Kelly belting out Tammy’s anthem “Jesus Keeps Takin’ Me Higher and Higher.”

Real Madrid boss Zinedine Zidane was jubilantly thrown in the air by his players after wrapping up the Spanish title last night - but outcasted star Gareth Bale didn’t fancy getting involved.Bale is expected to call time on his seven-year stay at Madrid this summer, with reports long suggesting he generally fails to see eye-to-eye with Zidane.The Welshman has not played a single minute in Real’s last six games, failing to make it off the bench again yesterday as they clinched La Liga with a 2-1 victory at home to Villarreal.Los Blancos stars celebrated the title triumph by throwing Zidane in the air after the match, leaving Bale to watch on awkwardly from the side.His relationship with Zidane has proved rocky ever since the latter took

Real Madrid have been confirmed as Spanish champions for a record 34th time after a 2-1 win against Villarreal on Thursday evening.

Real Madrid manager Zinedine Zidane has insisted that his side are "united" amid speculation continuing to link the likes of Gareth Bale and James Rodriguez with moves away from the club.

Gareth Bale has trolled Real Madrid boss Zinedine Zidane after again being left out of the Los Blancos starting XI.

Real Madrid boss Zinedine Zidane has insisted James Rodriguez remains “an important player” despite speculation linking the Colombian with a move away from the Bernabeu.Manchester United have been linked with a move for Rodriguez, who has made just 14 appearances in all competitions for Los Blancos this season.He has scored just one goal in that time and appears to be well down the pecking order of the La Liga giants.Though Zidane will not “disregard” the 29-year-old, potentially closing the door on any sale for the attacking midfielder."James is an important player, he's always shown it," Zidane said. "It's his birthday so the first thing is to congratulate him."He's a member of the squad.

James Rodriguez looks set to complete a shock move - staying in Madrid, but moving across the city, from Real to Atletico.

Real Madrid striker Luka Jovic has suffered the indignity of getting injured while in lockdown.

Real Madrid are set to table a cut-price £70million bid for wantaway Manchester United star Paul Pogba.

Real Madrid are reportedly set to launch a fresh bid for Manchester United midfielder Paul Pogba this summer.

The conditions are right for Paul Pogba to move from Manchester United to Real Madrid this summer.

Arsenal loanee Dani Ceballos has raised questions over his future by insisting he hasn't spoken to Real Madrid boss Zinedine Zidane in months.

Dani Ceballos has been reassured that his future lies at Real Madrid by Los Blancos boss Zinedine Zidane.

Zinedine Zidane has no reason to wait in bringing Manchester United star Paul Pogba to Real Madrid - according to former France international Christophe Dugarry.

Real Madrid are set to keep Gareth Bale for at least another season after the Spanish giants ruled out marquee signings this summer.

A number of Premier League clubs are likely to consider moves for Real Madrid forwards Gareth Bale and James Rodriguez this summer, with the La Liga giants keen to sell the two players as well as a whole host of others.

James Rodriguez should hold out for a move to Manchester United this summer, according to his fellow Colombian Faustino Asprilla.