The Gag Vault - 11th May 2020

Calling all parents - are you dreading sending your kids back to school and having to buy new uniform? Well fear not as Morrisons have taken the stress away thanks to their new pricing strategy.

Meghan Markle is glowing while living back in Los Angeles and the Californian sunshine seems to be doing wonders for her hair. The former Duchess of Sussex, 38, looked stunning as she debuted a new hair style as she gave a speech at Virtual 2020 Girl Up Leadership Summit via video link, sporting long luscious locks that appear to have thrived in the heat.

Molly-Mae Hague has slammed the body shaming trolls who criticised her appearance in new holiday photos.

Love Island star Molly-Mae Hague refuses to back down against online trolls.

You might be surprised, but Bladee's mixtape Exeter was released in April of this year. A combination of hunger for new Bladee music and the purgatorial pace of 2020 makes the surprise release of Bladee's new project 333 that much sweeter.

Perthshire politicians have joined calls for the UK Government to sign off on the Tay Cities Deal to assure the region it will go ahead despite the COVID-19 crisis. Perth and North Perthshire MP Pete Wishart and Perthshire North MSP John Swinney have spoken out following a joint letter from the heads of all four local authorities involved in the ambitious project and a question to the prime minister from Dundee West MP Chris Law.

A post shared by Paul Mescal (@paul.mescal) on Apr 26, 2020 at 12:47pm PDTShe said: It [Lockdown] has been pretty good actually. At the start of it I really didn’t know what to think but it’s actually been really, really good.‘It’s funny though as I was saying to my husband Peter last year, ‘Wouldn’t it be amazing to take a complete break free and just grow veg with the kids and hang out’ and he was like ‘yeah it would be amazing’ and then it happened so I was like, ‘oh my god sorry COVID’s my fault.

Nutmeg at Morrisons has announced parents will pay the same price for school uniforms, whatever age they’re buying for, with the launch of its 2020 Back To School range. Nutmeg’s range of uniforms for girls and boys includes essentials for children aged three up to thirteen and is available to buy online and in stores now.  Multipack items are particularly good value-for-money and include polo shirts, shorts, sweatshirts, pinafores, cardigans, classic gingham dresses and sportswear.Pricing remains the same at any age, with three-pack polo shirts at £3.95, two-pack charcoal shorts at £6, and woven playsuits at £4.50.

A post shared by Paul Mescal (@paul.mescal) on Apr 26, 2020 at 12:47pm PDTShe said: It [Lockdown] has been pretty good actually. At the start of it I really didn’t know what to think but it’s actually been really, really good.‘It’s funny though as I was saying to my husband Peter last year, ‘Wouldn’t it be amazing to take a complete break free and just grow veg with the kids and hang out’ and he was like ‘yeah it would be amazing’ and then it happened so I was like, ‘oh my god sorry COVID’s my fault.

former Superman Henry Cavill may have hung up his cape a while ago, he’s proved to be a hero nonetheless. His power? Thirst.Cavill, like many during quarantine, has taken up a few new hobbies that he’s shared on Instagram.

A post shared by James Jordan (@jamesjordan1978) on Jul 16, 2020 at 10:00am PDT The post is accompanied by a video of his dad and his daughter playing together.‘This video is the most precious & personal thing I have in my life right now & I’m going to share it with you but with a totally broken heart,’ James post reads.‘Over the last 4 months my hero and best mate in the whole world has been in and out of hospital with very ill health.’‘We were told several times that 100% he had had a stroke and that’s why they were struggling to control his seizures… but after the 3rd time of being admitted to hospital I knew something was not quite right.’  A post shared by James Jordan (@jamesjordan1978) on Apr 29, 2020 at 2:21am PDT‘So after pushing

Victoria Beckham has a burning question for Kim Kardashian.

British Airways has launched a flash sale for holidays and flights.

online shopping. Poundland is to trial an online delivery service and refurbish a raft of high street stores as part of the "biggest transformation in its history".

The trailer for the new sci-fi horror Possessor has been released and be prepared, it’s creepy!

Charlize Theron appeared on Wednesday's episode of Late Night With Seth Meyers and spoke about her new movie The Old Guard. The 44-year-old actress played an immortal warrior named Andy in the film and had to learn how to wield an axe for the part.

Beaufort backpack, £199, KnomoIt’s also worth considering the pliability of your on-board accessory; rigidly structured isn’t your friend. Technical fabrics are generally easier and more amenable - Paul Smith manages to craft some that don’t look like they’re part of a Duke of Edinburgh Award kit list, and luggage brand Away has cornered the market in easy, lightweight, pleasingly minimalist design - the brand’s package comes with laptop sleeves within. Your hold luggage might also need upgrading, because we’ll be checking it in a great deal more.

A post shared by British Fashion Council (@britishfashioncouncil) on Jul 16, 2020 at 7:17am PDTIt also predicts that 240,000 of the 890,000 people directly employed by the British fashion industry will lose their jobs. Add to that the potential indirect job losses through the supply chain and consumer spending, and the figure rises to 350,000 which equates to 1 percent of all UK jobs.If nothing is done to alleviate the strain on the British fashion industry, the BFC believes that an entire generation of creative talent could disappear.

The final list of nominees for the 2020 Polaris Music Prize Short List has been confirmed. The winner of the annual prize, which is handed to the year's best Canadian album, will receive $50,000 CAD.