1 Don’t Look Back In Asda... 2 Staff at the Toblerone factory arrive for work. 3 Well done to Girvans in Troon for the pub sign of the week. 4 A royal flush. 5 Pop quiz: name the singer? ● I hate people who can’t let go of the past.
Debt collectors are the worst.● Told my wife last night I want to be cremated. She’s made an appointment for next Tuesday.● I was fired from my last job after I took three months off due to a slipped disc.
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